Having sex with dinosaurs. OMG. (kind of SFW)

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www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/so-theres-an-author-on-amazon-who-writes-erotic-novels-about

I am  at this.

[elleblue]

Omg, I wonder if her book cover models know what their pictures are being used for? I would die! lol

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I am CRYING at the synopsis of the novels (synopses? How do you say it in the plural?)

“Dianne is a shepherd, watching over flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have another, more deviant use for the young virgin. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?"

[berbles]

Where's the poster with the brontosaurus o-face as her avatar? DAMN! Why can't I remember who that was??

[TheSeaward]

I am sure she is laughing all the way to the bank

[juliagoulia]

Okay then.

Huh.

[elleblue]

Lol! That is either the smallest triceratops ever or the largest woman in all of human history!

[LeggsBenedict]

Oct 2, 2013 15:10:09 GMT -5 berbles said:

Where's the poster with the brontosaurus o-face as her avatar? DAMN! Why can't I remember who that was??

lollll that was me. I had to change it though, because it was just too sexy.

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ALso, I wonder how she makes the T-Rex's tiny arms useful...

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Oct 2, 2013 15:15:40 GMT -5 romymichele said:

I really want to read one of these books. Because OMG!

Triple dog dare you

[LeggsBenedict]

OH MY GOD ITS ALMOST H'S BIRTHDAY.

he would kill me. because I would make him read it with me.

[berbles]

Oct 2, 2013 15:14:26 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

Oct 2, 2013 15:10:09 GMT -5 berbles said:

Where's the poster with the brontosaurus o-face as her avatar? DAMN! Why can't I remember who that was??

lollll that was me. I had to change it though, because it was just too sexy.

LMFAO!  I thought it was you.  But I didn't want to sound dumb if it wasn't.

[game blouses]

All these cavewomen have remarkably modern bikinis. I doubt the historical accuracy of these books.

[snickers]

well then, that's different.

[Saint Monica]

Omg for the first time ever i feel vanilla

[shostakovich]

Oct 2, 2013 15:33:28 GMT -5 romymichele said:

What is even happening?!?!

[agnes]

Perfect Secret Santa gift!

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Oct 2, 2013 15:12:36 GMT -5 romymichele said:

It's a shame the Dilophosaurus isn't getting more love. I always thought he was the sexy dinosaur.

I feel there is a circumcision joke here somewhere.

[jane6672]

The cover art is so stunningly realistic.

[underwaterrhymes]

LOL. OMG.

This is fantastic.

[kirra]

Lol. I wonder how many people buy it just to see how bad it is.

[jane6672]

Oct 2, 2013 15:10:44 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Bestiality is bad enough, but extinct bestiality?

There is nothing for it. Someone must order one of these novels and report back.

I nominate you.

[RoxMonster]

This is....something else.

LOL I want to know how these plots even appear in one's mind.

[cc]

juliagoulia I think I will get one of these for my elf!

[juliagoulia]

Oct 2, 2013 20:10:08 GMT -5 cc said:

juliagoulia I think I will get one of these for my elf!

Hahahahahaha! 

Im in pretty sure if I gave my elf one she would kill me :-) 

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Oct 2, 2013 20:13:05 GMT -5 juliagoulia said:

Oct 2, 2013 20:10:08 GMT -5 cc said:

juliagoulia I think I will get one of these for my elf!

Hahahahahaha! 

Im in pretty sure if I gave my elf one she would kill me :-) 

My elf could go either way.

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Huh.
Okay, then.

Someone needs to buy this and do a dramatic reading of it.

[elleblue]

Ok, given that the author photo is actually a stock image - I'm questioning the "regular Midwestern girl" part of her bio. If she is indeed a her after all.

[elleblue]

Omg Romy you're brave. I hope you have some bleach on hand to scrub out your brain after you report back.

[underwaterrhymes]

Oct 2, 2013 20:24:53 GMT -5 romymichele said:

Ok, I give in. I just ordered one to my iPad. It's short, so I'll report back.

I TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM, PEOPLE.

You are a true patriot.