A bunch of 3rd graders and I watched our mandrill masturbate on one of my guided tours today. Awkward, but not the worst thing that's happened at work.
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WTF does this mean?
Lol. I work at a zoo and was giving a guided tour to a class of 3rd graders. The mandrill, apparently, decided to make the best use of his time during the five minutes we were at his exhibit and pleasured himself. At least his back was mostly turned. But I got out of there super quick all the same.
A bunch of 3rd graders and I watched our mandrill masturbate on one of my guided tours today. Awkward, but not the worst thing that's happened at work.
My BFF's tutu for my work Halloween event is almost done (she lives in Nevada, but is flying out to help with the event) and I am covered in glitter.
I want to eat ice cream, but I have a tutu to finish!
The most horrifying thing I've ever. Seen at our zoo was a duck gang-bang. Close second- when a bird (like, a pigeon, not a zoo bird) flew into a window, and a zoo worker swept him up and put the body in the trash. I was expecting a tiny stretcher or something!
A bunch of 3rd graders and I watched our mandrill masturbate on one of my guided tours today. Awkward, but not the worst thing that's happened at work.
My BFF's tutu for my work Halloween event is almost done (she lives in Nevada, but is flying out to help with the event) and I am covered in glitter.
I want to eat ice cream, but I have a tutu to finish!
The most horrifying thing I've ever. Seen at our zoo was a duck gang-bang. Close second- when a bird (like, a pigeon, not a zoo bird) flew into a window, and a zoo worker swept him up and put the body in the trash. I was expecting a tiny stretcher or something!
Yikes. Last week one of our white-handed gibbons caught a fish out of the moat around their island and ate it. It was mildly terrifying.
At the zoo I used to work at, one of the chimpanzees had a basketball that she really...liked...if you catch my drift. That made for some fun tours.
The most horrifying thing I've ever. Seen at our zoo was a duck gang-bang. Close second- when a bird (like, a pigeon, not a zoo bird) flew into a window, and a zoo worker swept him up and put the body in the trash. I was expecting a tiny stretcher or something!
I am dying at this visual. Little bird amublance comes out of nowhere...
I have my first appt with my new OB here tomorrow. I'm excited and nervous. I hope I like her bc I'm too lazy to find another OB.
H got a job after being here for SIX DAYS. WITH BENEFITS. Take that Michigan economy and my shitty MIL and BIL who didn't think he could do it. I cried when I saw him come home w/a BCBS folder and read the details. The pay isn't amazing, but it'll be enough for us to get by and I'll be able to stay working for my mom PT after the baby comes.
I'm not even getting an interview for the job I've been waiting on for almost a year. The real shit kicker is that I've been working at the place for 6 years this month but no interview for me because people more qualified applied. I might a little bit of a wreck about this.
I know all I ever post about is being pregnant but don't worry newborn posts are coming soon. My stomach keeps randomly getting really hard on both sides and the bottom. It is different than what I have thought were Braxton hicks though I haven't had many of those either. They are uncomfortable but not painful more it makes me feel like I have to pee. I am praying I wake up miraculously in labor. I am ready to be done being pregnant but really would like to avoid being induced.
My cats are missing. My ex hasn't seen them in a while. I've asked how they are and he said they were fine. Tonight I picked DS up and thought I saw Roxy and he was all like it can't be they haven't been here for a while. I'm heart broken. They were my babies. I couldn't take them because I couldn't afford the security deposit for them. My ex and FIL said they would take them. They were indoor cats from the day we took them apparently when they moved with ex they became strictly outdoors. I'd had them since they were 6 weeks old and they were only 6 years old. I'm devastated.
I have asked for a jar of ice tea the last two times I've ordered it by the bottle. I don't know why I can't remember the word bottle. The women at Tim Hortons must think I am either stupid, bonkers or both
I have asked for a jar of ice tea the last two times I've ordered it by the bottle. I don't know why I can't remember the word bottle. The women at Tim Hortons must think I am either stupid, bonkers or both
My cats are missing. My ex hasn't seen them in a while. I've asked how they are and he said they were fine. Tonight I picked DS up and thought I saw Roxy and he was all like it can't be they haven't been here for a while. I'm heart broken. They were my babies. I couldn't take them because I couldn't afford the security deposit for them. My ex and FIL said they would take them. They were indoor cats from the day we took them apparently when they moved with ex they became strictly outdoors. I'd had them since they were 6 weeks old and they were only 6 years old. I'm devastated.
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
He can't.fucking.act like a normal human. He is always in character. It fills me with rage.
OMG thank you all for this!' I have hated this man for years and years and everyone thinks I'm nuts and he's this huge riot and I'm all what is wrong with you people? I have never until now, heard of anyone not liking him and I feel vindicated for some weird reason.
My cats are missing. My ex hasn't seen them in a while. I've asked how they are and he said they were fine. Tonight I picked DS up and thought I saw Roxy and he was all like it can't be they haven't been here for a while. I'm heart broken. They were my babies. I couldn't take them because I couldn't afford the security deposit for them. My ex and FIL said they would take them. They were indoor cats from the day we took them apparently when they moved with ex they became strictly outdoors. I'd had them since they were 6 weeks old and they were only 6 years old. I'm devastated.
Shit, that's awful. I'm really sorry, I hope they come back home.
A bunch of 3rd graders and I watched our mandrill masturbate on one of my guided tours today. Awkward, but not the worst thing that's happened at work.
My BFF's tutu for my work Halloween event is almost done (she lives in Nevada, but is flying out to help with the event) and I am covered in glitter.
I want to eat ice cream, but I have a tutu to finish!
The most horrifying thing I've ever. Seen at our zoo was a duck gang-bang. Close second- when a bird (like, a pigeon, not a zoo bird) flew into a window, and a zoo worker swept him up and put the body in the trash. I was expecting a tiny stretcher or something!
Lol that happened to me and I was ready to cry. But it was a cat, I saw a dead cat in the street in front of my moms and so I felt so sorry for it and I called the city and they sent a city worker out and he just like used a shovel to push it against the curb then shoveled it up into a random box and threw it into the back of the truck! I was like dude, I thought the shovel was to like bury it properly or something Good idea about the tiny stretcher though! Great visual