Post by birdistheword on Oct 2, 2013 21:11:35 GMT -5
I didn't want to post in the 2-hour old thread.
1. I started P90X this week and my whole body is jello. This shit is hard, man. It makes me feel incredibly out of shape.
2. It's homecoming spirit week (I work at a high school) and it seems that all the dress up days have been interpreted as "dress as slutty as possible" days. Today was nerd day, and I saw one girl wearing a naughty Harry Potter/schoolgirl costume. Yesterday was country day, and I can't tell you the number of Daisy Duke's I saw that could double as underwear. Kids these days.
Ugh I hate Homecoming week lol. Ours was last week. They had "bro tank day." I had no idea what that meant until the kids filled me in. It was kind of ridiculous. I saw lots of male armpit hair.
Ugh I hate Homecoming week lol. Ours was last week. They had "bro tank day." I had no idea what that meant until the kids filled me in. It was kind of ridiculous. I saw lots of male armpit hair.
Lol. The stuff that is "cool" with high school aged kids right now cracks me up. Guys here wear tank tops completely un-ironically. Some of the boys straight up dress like Zach Morris on the daily. The 90s are definitely back. There were also some guys rocking the SHORT cutoffs for country day yesterday. Terrifying.
Morgan is sick I'm tired of getting puked on and doing laundry. It's just an upper respiratory infection but she coughs until she pukes I got like zero sleep last night because H was at work and every time she coughed I listened for the throw up sounds. I predict the same tonight because he's at work again. Good thing I love that little bean because I'm exhausted. Ahhh the joys of mommyhood - especially with an H who works 24 hour shifts...
I am an idiot! I have apple butter in the crockpot and for some reason I have itin the crockpot with no timer. I have like 4 more hours to go. I should go to sleep and set the alarm!
I opened a bottle of wine and it was gross, like rotten. Ugh. Good thing I have back ups!
I forgot about the season premiere of Castle and then forgot to set up the DVD to record it and I missed the second episode too.
We are busy every weekend through November. How did that happen? Some friends invited us to NYC in December, I think I'm going to try to make it work. The only problem is his is company paid for and they are staying in Times Square. Expensive!
The window treatment guy quoted us $2500 for four windows. I'm like...no. Especially since the whole reason I wanted custom blinds is because I want one large blind for our living room window instead of two smaller on the sides and one large in the middle (the window is 105 inches long, so I need it custom built) and the guy said he would probably do 3 pieces anyway. if that's the case, I can just go to Home Depot and spend $500 to get this done, and not have to wait 3 weeks I mean, $2500??
Post by ProfessorArtNerd on Oct 2, 2013 21:53:31 GMT -5
After all that talk about cheer last night, I was...overly ambitious at practice today. Oh my god. But my toe-touches? Not bad for a 34 year old, wheezy chunky lady!
Ugh. My kid decided to eat 3/4 of a "2" candle and now she's super constipated. Whyyyy child? You won't eat the sandwich I serve you, but you will eat a candle??
A's hospital pictures were just put online. I'm so in love.
He's so adorable!! I love the football beanie! So sweet!
my random is I'm currently drinking some moscato and watching Bad Ink. My H had a roller hockey game tonight & I'm waiting to see if he'll be home early or late since he'll probably fill in for the second game.
A bunch of 3rd graders and I watched our mandrill masturbate on one of my guided tours today. Awkward, but not the worst thing that's happened at work.
My BFF's tutu for my work Halloween event is almost done (she lives in Nevada, but is flying out to help with the event) and I am covered in glitter.
I want to eat ice cream, but I have a tutu to finish!
Ugh. My kid decided to eat 3/4 of a "2" candle and now she's super constipated. Whyyyy child? You won't eat the sandwich I serve you, but you will eat a candle??
This is terrible. But I admit it made me chuckle. Sorry.
A bunch of 3rd graders and I watched our mandrill masturbate on one of my guided tours today. Awkward, but not the worst thing that's happened at work.
Post by birdistheword on Oct 2, 2013 22:00:34 GMT -5
GOAB's post reminded me of this. I dropped a cherry tomato on the floor while cooking dinner earlier and of course my dog promptly at it. Fifteen minutes later she threw the entire thing up all over the kitchen. Are tomatoes bad for dogs? Lol.
A bunch of 3rd graders and I watched our mandrill masturbate on one of my guided tours today. Awkward, but not the worst thing that's happened at work.