Want to hear about my facebook drama? It's REALLY STUPID

[coribelle26]

So a couple of days ago a friend posted instructions on how to create a group and block people from seeing and responding to certain posts.  And, because I am sassy (and was bored), I said, "And you can call the group b-holes so you get a laugh whenever you see it!"  And he said, "You can call your group whatever you want!" and I said, "Oh I deleted all of my b-holes back in the Great Facebook Purge of 2011!"  Har har, it was silly and meaningless and we went about our lives.  The facebook purge thing is an old joke about when I started my counseling job and freaked out about privacy and deleted everyone who might have any connection to the school where I worked.

So today H sees in his news feed this morning, from a different guy, "Cori H'slastname [which isn't my last name] this is a call out from one of your b-holes, don't talk shit about people behind their backs."  Last year we had a falling out with a few people after they felt H and I should have stopped being friends with my best friend when she and another guy almost dated but didn't.  It was the least justified friendship ending of all time but it happened, it sucked for a while, and then we got over it.  In the meantime I had deleted a few of them because we just weren't friends anymore.  Apparently he thought I was referring to that (despite the fact that the year in the reference makes no sense) and decided to "call me out" on his own facebook, which I can't see.  He then deleted H, who would be the only logical person who would see it, and blocked the responses from at least one of our mutual friends who texted me today to ask what the hell was going on.  Oh my god it's so fucking ridiculous.

I'm not responding in any way, but I'm sharing it here so you can be a part of my stupid bullshit middle school day.
 

[CheshireGrin]

LOL, FB really brings out the best in people.

[Wrath0fKuus]

He must have been a really close friend to not even know your damn name.

[vicky]

And this is an adult? Holy poop.

[berbles]

Yeah, sounds about par for the course on FB.

[psychmom]

You were right... that is really stupid.

Some people just love to embrace the middle school mentality

[snickers]

ohhhhhh my.

[coribelle26]

I'm still flabbergasted. This is a 31 year old adult with a job and a wife.

And kuus I'm still not 100% sure who genuinely doesn't know my name and who chooses to get it wrong as a passive protest against my "feminist tendencies."

This is no great loss, guys.