Getting flu shots took longer than anticipated, so my kids were eating ice cream at 4 pm.
I was all "fuck it" and put some carrot sticks and grapes on a plate to take outside while they played.
Payne ate all of the grapes (so he will be pooping his brains out tomorrow) while G fed Stella all of the carrots (so Stella will be pooping HER brains out tomorrow).
Then they both got hungry again so I gave them milk and pumpkin muffins. Lol.
The pile of rubble is Payne's "home for beavers" made of spare swing set parts that WERE neatly stacked.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby