So, I'd already had several (5 or 6) glasses of wine, but we were hanging out with a neighbor and she was telling me how Mary would make my body pain go away. I'm all "well, that would be great", so I decided to try it.
I take a hit, and it turns out, I take a HUGE hit. I didn't even know WHAT I was doing. Well, at first, I'm feeling great. Then after a few minutes, the room gets all wavy and then spinning. Then I start to go to sleep.
Then I started throwing up. I threw up for about 6 hours, but I couldn't even move, so my friend would clean it up as best she could. I kept wanting to get up and take a shower, but I couldn't figure out how to get up from the floor. My friend and DH kept wanting to move me, but every time they'd touch me, I'd throw up again. I kept wanting to tell them things like "don't touch me", but even though I could think it in my head, I couldn't figure out how to say it.
Worst experience ever...my throat is still all raw from so much vomiting. Never again. Turns out Mary and I are just not meant to be friends.