I was using a neti pot at the kitchen sink (don't judge me, I disinfect my sink regularly) and I'm all bent over; trying not to make a mess while trying to remember to breathe out of my mouth 100% as to not drown myself. I get done and I'm rinsing the neti pot out when a mother fucking spider the size of a small dog comes waltzing out of my sink like "sup, thanks for the snot bath, asshole" and proceeds to try to come at me (bro). I'm yelping and dancing around like I'm standing on hot coals but spraying the shit out the spider with the sink sprayer rambo style with a few "TAKE THAT FUCKER. DIE DIE DIE" thrown in for good measure.
It wouldn't die.
Finally I just dumped a ton of soap in the sink and kept on spraying until I saw its lifeless body crumpled and made sure it went down the drain. I put the drain stoppers back in.
Which was useless because now I'm posting from the charred remains of my home.
(Husband says our kitchen sink plumbing isn't hooked up all that well to start with and that is how spiders are getting into the plumbing and crawling out of the sink. I cannot wait until we get to the remodel of the kitchen and fix the plumbing. Omg.)
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Post by spellingbea on Oct 8, 2013 20:41:41 GMT -5
SHUT IT DOWN.
The other night I found a spider in my bathtub the size of my palm. I sprayed it with hairspray and once it froze and curled into a manageable ball of evil, I figured I could just run some water and let it go down the drain.
THE MOTHERFUCKING CORPSE REANIMATED. I am now homeless.
The other night I found a spider in my bathtub the size of my palm. I sprayed it with hairspray and once it froze and curled into a manageable ball of evil, I figured I could just run some water and let it go down the drain.
THE MOTHERFUCKING CORPSE REANIMATED. I am now homeless.
Dude. You washed the spider off! lol
Might I suggest setting it on fire once you spray it with hairspray.
The other night I found a spider in my bathtub the size of my palm. I sprayed it with hairspray and once it froze and curled into a manageable ball of evil, I figured I could just run some water and let it go down the drain.
THE MOTHERFUCKING CORPSE REANIMATED. I am now homeless.
Dude. You washed the spider off! lol
Might I suggest setting it on fire once you spray it with hairspray.
Lol! I threw my heaviest shoe at it and hauled ass.
Dansko clogs: bad for style, good for killing spiders.