My mother has officially lost her damn mind

[bowies]

She texted me a picture of herself tonight.  She bought herself a wig similar to how she wore her hair when she was in high school. Same style, same color.

She's 64.  It looks ridiculous.

So help me God, if this is her TMIing her sex life with me again, I'm gonna projectile vomit.

[Muddled]

I don't even know what to say.

Are you sure you want them to move closer?

[tiramisu]

Oct 8, 2013 21:59:59 GMT -5 Muddled said:

I don't even know what to say.

Are you sure you want them to move closer?

Yeah, this is where I am. I hope this isn't the beginning of more sex TMI.

[wrathofkuus]

Tell her that beehives are groovy these days.

[partiallysunny]

I'm with PPD, lol.

[Chirp]

Oh... my.

If it helps you feel any better, my mom recently discovered leggings. And I'm not talking plain black. She's getting the really bright patterned ones at Target.

Also, she has not yet realized that you're supposed to wear them with a shirt that covers your ass.

My sister is mortified (she's only 17, so she still lives at home).

[Deleted]

I am at a loss for words as well.

[margarita]

Um. Oh dear.

[starrieskies]

Wow... I had a complaint about my mom this morning, but after reading this, I don't think I have anything to complain about!

[neonpink]

Oh dear. Can I say I hope she's out and some birds decide to take roost and she looses interest in the idea.

[bowies]

To be clear, my mother never had a beehive. She was a Cher disciple back in the day - the wig is long and straight with blunt-cut bangs. Now she dresses in head-to-toe Talbots.

I told her I hated it. I couldn't sugarcoat it - it was bad. Like she had scalped some poor unsuspecting hipster and was wearing it as a trophy.

Siiiighhhh.

[captainmel]

I have no words. Chirp and Bowies, I'll miss both of you if you die of shame.