My cat is an asshole.

[motzie]

Not like, River asshole, but close. He just pulled half of a leftover avocado off the table while I was cleaning up A after dinner. Way to waste food, ya jerk.

[tiramisu]

Yep, definitely an asshole.

Leo smacked several of my necklaces and my tiara (shut it) behind the dresser. I called him an asshole.

[Deleted]

Oh man, avocado?

[Muddled]

I didn't know you had a cat.

[Muddled]

Ummm... Your tiara, tiramisu?

[tiramisu]

Muddled it's from my Halloween costume last year. But I keep it on my dresser because it's fun to have something sparkly there.

[Muddled]

Oct 10, 2013 8:52:54 GMT -5 tiramisu said:

Muddled it's from my Halloween costume last year. But I keep it on my dresser because it's fun to have something sparkly there.

There is something in my head telling me not to believe you.

[starrieskies]

Aww, man! 

[captainmel]

I love avocado. I now need some.

Here is River being more of an asshole. He stole a whole stuffed chicken breast.



Also, we started him on anti depressants yesterday. It was $54 for the bottle.

[motzie]

Oct 10, 2013 8:39:24 GMT -5 Muddled said:

I didn't know you had a cat.

Yes. I must not be complaining enough about him shitting on the floor.

[tiramisu]

Oct 10, 2013 9:04:09 GMT -5 captainmel said:

I love avocado. I now need some.

Here is River being more of an asshole. He stole a whole stuffed chicken breast.



Also, we started him on anti depressants yesterday. It was $54 for the bottle.

My favorite part is that it looks like he's sticking his tongue out to taunt you.

[starrieskies]

I kind of love river and his antics. But I'm pretty sure I only enjoy it because he's not MY cat.

[tiramisu]

Oct 10, 2013 8:55:23 GMT -5 Muddled said:

Oct 10, 2013 8:52:54 GMT -5 tiramisu said:

Muddled it's from my Halloween costume last year. But I keep it on my dresser because it's fun to have something sparkly there.

There is something in my head telling me not to believe you.

See River's picture for the face I'm making.

I think there's a photo of me in the costume on my FB. It was too damn pink. This year will be much better.

[captainmel]

I feel like River's face says "What do you mean I'm a bad cat?!? You made three pieces of chicken and I figured there was one for you, one for Boyfriend and one for me! I think it makes perfect sense. Also, good chicken Mom. This is delicious."

[Muddled]

River is lucky to have you. I would have found him a new home by now. One on a big farm with lots of land and chickens to chase. It'd be like a kitty heaven. He'd be so happy there.

[dixienormous]

I love River stories.

Tamino used to do River-level hijinx.

[gault]

I love all of your asshole cat stories.

[captainmel]

Oct 10, 2013 10:54:35 GMT -5 Muddled said:

River is lucky to have you. I would have found him a new home by now. One on a big farm with lots of land and chickens to chase. It'd be like a kitty heaven. He'd be so happy there.

Except he would die in like... A day because he has to eat hypo allergenic food and have anti depressants and steroids and vitamins. One time he brought home a perfectly intact mouse to let it run around inside. It was completely unharmed.

[margarita]

Oct 10, 2013 8:52:54 GMT -5 tiramisu said:

Muddled it's from my Halloween costume last year. But I keep it on my dresser because it's fun to have something sparkly there.

Suuuuuure it is. lol

[Muddled]

Oct 10, 2013 13:12:38 GMT -5 captainmel said:

Oct 10, 2013 10:54:35 GMT -5 Muddled said:

River is lucky to have you. I would have found him a new home by now. One on a big farm with lots of land and chickens to chase. It'd be like a kitty heaven. He'd be so happy there.

Except he would die in like... A day because he has to eat hypo allergenic food and have anti depressants and steroids and vitamins. One time he brought home a perfectly intact mouse to let it run around inside. It was completely unharmed.

You must be too young to know what happens when pets go to live on Great-Aunt Millie's farm.

[motzie]

We had a few cats that went to live on a farm when I was little. At least, I thought that for a really long time. Part of me still wants to think that. I will never actually ask my mom, so I'm just going to keep on believing. Yup.

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I feel like an a$$hole because I hate cats.

[motzie]

Oct 10, 2013 14:48:25 GMT -5 doglove said:

I feel like an a$$hole because I hate cats.

Don't.

[Muddled]

Oct 10, 2013 14:48:25 GMT -5 doglove said:

I feel like an a$$hole because I hate cats.

We are assholes together.

[captainmel]

Muddled. My boss offered to come to my house in the middle of the night and murder him. He's just so soft though.