Stuff your dog eats

[TrickyBob]

Mine? About an hour ago ate an entire half stick of butter and then followed it up by eating a ton of grass. I hope she gets this out of her system before night fall. I hate when she eats things that aren't dog food. 

The absolute worst, cat turds. We put the litter boxes in an area she cannot get to, so no more turdsie rolls for her. 

[gogadgetgo]

He ate a bunch of dark chocolate cookie dough the other day. That earned him a trip to the e vet and induced vomiting.

[MixedBerryJam]

Oct 13, 2013 15:08:14 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Mine? About an hour ago ate an entire half stick of butter and then followed it up by eating a ton of grass. I hope she gets this out of her system before night fall. I hate when she eats things that aren't dog food. 

The absolute worst, cat turds. We put the litter boxes in an area she cannot get to, so no more turdsie rolls for her. 

Don't even get me started. But I will say that I refer to the cat box as "the snack bar" now. Ewwww. No, you canNOT kiss me with that mouth! And I have a nice little portrait of Andrew Jackson, where she ate completely around it, leaving me just the portrait so I'd be sure to know it was a $20 bill this time (instead of all the previous $1's, $5's and $10'a she'd snatched from my purse.)

[BlackCanary]

Tums. We accidentally left a bottle out when we were gone and she ate the entire thing. She did have minty fresh breath though. 

She ate an entire loaf of bread that she managed to get down from a high counter. 

If we let her have her way, she would eat all the things.

[TrickyBob]

Oh. I forgot. Mine will dig in the trash can and pull out used pads and try to eat them. Gag. I try to put the garbage bag out of reach from her.

[bania]

Annie ate a pack of halls once.

Also she managed to get a sticky candy stuck to her paw after a walk downtown and licked at it periodically. We didn't realize until a few hours later. ::barf::

[TrickyBob]

Oct 13, 2013 15:32:20 GMT -5 bania said:

Annie ate a pack of halls once.

Also she managed to get a sticky candy stuck to her paw after a walk downtown and licked at it periodically. We didn't realize until a few hours later. ::barf::

It's her flavor savor! 

[mcmel]

An entire batch of fresh cake balls

There was a lot of vomit that night.

[Deleted]

When we go to my parents farm they LOVE to eat horse turds. My Westie eats my rosemary bush in the backyard and my Chiweenie has eaten the crotch out of numerous pairs of my underwear. Now my undies always make it to the hamper.

[Doggy Mommy]

My dog is super weird and super picky. The list of things she will eat is very small. But she has a crazy love for spicy food. Indian is her favorite. We only let her lick a tiny bit, but she begs and begs for Indian food.

[justmeandmydog]

Oct 13, 2013 15:26:25 GMT -5 jamie.1022 said:

My dogs eat their own shit. One has also been known to chew on a diaper or two if its left in an easily accessible trash can.

If you feed them pineapple, they won't touch their own poop. :-)

[housewife]

my underwear

[bania]

Oct 13, 2013 15:34:17 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Oct 13, 2013 15:32:20 GMT -5 bania said:

Annie ate a pack of halls once.

Also she managed to get a sticky candy stuck to her paw after a walk downtown and licked at it periodically. We didn't realize until a few hours later. ::barf::

It's her flavor savor! 

Exactly. She was pissed when we discovered it.

[lightyears]

anything out of the bathroom garbage. blech.

also, on the not gross side: ring is the worlds biggest fan of popcorn.

[shananagins]

Oct 13, 2013 16:32:43 GMT -5 lightyears said:

anything out of the bathroom garbage. blech.

also, on the not gross side: ring is the worlds biggest fan of popcorn.

Both of mine love popcorn too!! I always thought it was bizarre.

Stella ate a box of gobstoppers once and pooped rainbows for a few days.

I am annoyed that both dogs have decided that they are above eating the Cheerios the girls are constantly dropping. They don't seem to realize that their entire purpose now is cleaning up after toddlers.

[HiC]

rainbow loom bands....I bet you can guess how I know this.

[Norticprincess]

Attachment DeletedAttachment Deleted

The kong stuffing spray and my basement door.

Anything in the recycling bin.

She used to counter surf until this happened Attachment Deleted to my mil's oven.

She leaves the cat box alone, but she doesn't have access too it.

Rocks, but they usually come back up.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Sawyer steals tomatoes from my garden and eats them.

[TrickyBob]

Oct 13, 2013 16:45:48 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

I had a carpet eating dog once (haha, ew.. that sounds gross). Anyway, he loved to find the loose threads and rip up the carpet. That was a fun time.

Mine does this when she cannot find grass to eat. It worries me SO much because...strings! I had to duct tape the carpet down and throw a rug over it until we rip out the carpet. 

[pitterwoo]

The crotch out of underwear. Somehow he prefers brand new pairs and not old ratty ones.

Bunny poop is a delicacy.

He will lick at the dirt in potted plants. I have to keep them all up.

I give him chicken feet as a special treat. He looks like such a monster devouring them.

[usuallylurking]

The lab will eat anything. Seriously anything. Baby wipes (unused - she just decided to dig into a package), flour, a wool sock, any of their poops - the list goes on. Also anything "normal" she will scarf down. She's the best for cleaning up after the kids. I swear we should've named her Hoover.

The beagle sticks to food items and dog poop. Cat poop if its available.

Our hybrid has an interesting obsession with tortillas and really nothing else. We kept blaming the other dogs because he usually isn't naughty or a counter surfer but one day he did it while the other two were kenneled and the mystery was solved. We call him the tortilla bandit.

ETA: Oh and the beagle is the BEST fly/bug hunter! He doesn't rest until the house has been de-flied. I love him for it.

[justmeandmydog]

Oct 13, 2013 16:16:16 GMT -5 jamie.1022 said:

Oct 13, 2013 16:03:23 GMT -5 justmeandmydog said:

If you feed them pineapple, they won't touch their own poop. :-)

I've heard lots of different things to try but never pineapple!  We started feeding them about 1/2 cup more and I think it's working.  I guess they were just hungry.   :^)

Hahahahha it's a possibility. :-)

[joshlyman]

My shoes and pens. She is pretty good usually, but pens especially are her weakness lol this happened:

See how proud she is?

[Norticprincess]

Oct 13, 2013 17:30:06 GMT -5 joshlyman said:

My shoes and pens. She is pretty good usually, but pens especially are her weakness lol this happened:

See how proud she is?

At least she tried to match her collar?

[eb777888]

I seriously have the most awesome dog EVER. She doesn't eat anything on the floor unless she gets an approving glance from me. Like, I'll throw food down there and until I tell her to eat it, she won't even though I know she wants to. She also doesn't eat random shit ever. Never digs in the trash, never chews stuff up. Best dog EVAH.

She did have some separation anxiety when we first brought her home so she would chew random shit to help herself deal with it but she grew out of that a long time ago.

[janegold]

All of the leather and stitching off a baseball. Last night. We are out tonight and I'm rather worried what might be awaiting us when we get home.

[fiddles]

Oct 13, 2013 18:05:27 GMT -5 janegold said:

All of the leather and stitching off a baseball. Last night. We are out tonight and I'm rather worried what might be awaiting us when we get home.

My dog did this. Guess it's our fault, I mean we did name him Wrigley

from my phone yo!

[isabel]

A LOT of the things in this thread, but one of the more unusual things is dried earthworms. The day after a rain storm is the best day ever.

[cheeseandcrackers]

one time my dog ate 3 packs of flavored gum. She puked it all up and then would keep eating the gum.
trip to the restroom was interesting that night.. the turd was stuck to the gum and i had to help her pull it out, haha.

[TrickyBob]

Oct 13, 2013 18:45:25 GMT -5 cheeseandcrackers said:

one time my dog ate 3 packs of flavored gum. She puked it all up and then would keep eating the gum.
trip to the restroom was interesting that night.. the turd was stuck to the gum and i had to help her pull it out, haha.

My dog ate a ton of grass sometime the other week and she was pooping. Well, her last poop was just turd shaped grass and it wouldn't come out all the way. She's running around the yard freaking out about this grass turd and then she'd sit down like she was embarrassed. As she sat down, I quick put the tip of my flipflop on the turd and she stood up to run away and now she was free. 

At any rate...the things we do for our dogs. 

She used to eat paper towels when we first got her and she'd get them half stuck out of her ass. I had to grab (another paper towel) to help pull that one out. She developed a fear of them and will not let you go near her with one. And in turn, she no longer eats them. Thank God.