I have all the books I could need, and what more could I need than books? I shall only engage in commerce if books are the coin. -- Catherynne M. Valente
You could go over to TIP and talk to me about my friend dumping me, or we could talk about dramatic love life stories again.
The douche bag is probably the most dramatic I've had. I'm so pissed off at him, know I should never see/speak to him, yet I miss him, and that pisses me off. I'll go read about your friend.
You could tell us details about the douche. Maybe even with pictures.