BOOBY! Re: Gwyneth Paltrow

[pantsparty]

Oct 18, 2013 11:23:12 GMT -5 sequins said:

I am super excited for this!! When is it coming out? My only q here is, does VF normally do gossipy stories like that? I thought they do profiling.

It ain't gossip if it's true.

I'm so excited for this issue!

[wambam]

Oct 18, 2013 11:25:37 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

Can we talk about 7th room celebrities? Who would you consider a 7th room celebrity?

My few:
Leonardo DiCaprio
Tom Hanks
Meryl Streep
RDJ (?)


Who else do you think???

Wassat?

[Bernadine]

7th room-

not CZJ
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
George Clooney
Matt Damon
Ben Affleck

[wambam]

Oct 18, 2013 11:31:20 GMT -5 sequins said:

Oct 18, 2013 11:26:41 GMT -5 wambam said:

Wassat?

Oct 18, 2013 11:30:10 GMT -5 puddleofgrace said:

What are 7th room celebrities?

www.laineygossip.com/(X(1)A(yY8r0BkAzQEkAAAAOTVjYjY5MzItOWRiMS00NWQyLTg4MGUtNDk3NDFiNjFmZDE2RJTNNMI0Ll_DrOPYUMogmW9aUGA1))/Graydon-Carter-confirms-Gwyneth-Paltrow-article-over-her-objections/28326

Umm, what? 

I don't get it. I might need an afternoon cup of coffee.

[eddy]

I don't get the 7th room thing.

Someone explain it and use small words.

Edit: nevermind

[Bernadine]

Oct 18, 2013 11:33:50 GMT -5 puddleofgrace said:

Oct 18, 2013 11:29:24 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

7th room-

not CZJ
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
George Clooney
Matt Damon
Ben Affleck

Robert DeNiro.

Idk- do you think he's still there?

[cleo29]

Oct 18, 2013 11:30:21 GMT -5 romymichele said:

Did anyone see her garden party video?

This is Gwyneth's world.

What a surreal world to grow up in, I just can't imagine it. 

[Bernadine]

Oct 18, 2013 11:43:58 GMT -5 puddleofgrace said:

Oct 18, 2013 11:39:25 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

Idk- do you think he's still there?

He will always be there.

I think he's hit that legendary status, even mixed in with a few flops he's had.

Jack Nicholson might be there too.

[mrsbro]

That garden party makes me sad for my children. How is that real life for some people?!

Well VF has me with this Gwyneth piece, I'm totally buying it.

I'm not a fan of her acting at all outside of The Royal Tenenbaums.

[vampsterdam]

Oct 18, 2013 11:30:21 GMT -5 romymichele said:

Did anyone see her garden party video?

This is Gwyneth's world.

Wait. I'm not trying to sound dumb, but isn't this the life of most celebs? She just documents more of her life? (Well, and adds obnoxious commentary, too).

I'm not trying to defend her, but don't other celebs have ridiculous parties like this?

[Gato]

Oct 18, 2013 12:07:11 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

I think there will also be some stuff about the (well-known) rumor that Chris Martin can't keep his pants zipped.

Who marries a rock star not expecting this?  Same thing with pro athletes.  But probably she doesn't want the fact publicized.

As for 7th room celebrities, I'd like to add Denzel Washington and subtract crazy John Travolta from those mentioned.

[mrsbro]

Oct 18, 2013 13:18:04 GMT -5 puddleofgrace said:

That video is depressing the shit out of me.

I need to be rich. I think I could be so much happier. LOL

Bastards.

Me as well. It made me feel bad for my children

[pinkeggs]

Oprah is 7th room.

I am excited for anything that gets Goopy's panties in a bunch. She is my #1 most insufferable celeb.

[onomatopoeia]

Oct 18, 2013 13:29:17 GMT -5 mrsbro said:

Oct 18, 2013 13:18:04 GMT -5 puddleofgrace said:

That video is depressing the shit out of me.

I need to be rich. I think I could be so much happier. LOL

Bastards.

Me as well. It made me feel bad for my children

I'm depressed that I'm not rich and skinny and beautiful and hanging out with Paul McCartney.  But in all honestly I'd probably hate a party like that...too much pretense and fake laughter and not enough Smirnoff Ice.  At least that's what I'm telling myself, lol.

My kids (4 and 7) would take one look at that scene and definitely be less than impressed, and start looking for frogs to catch and aiming stick guns at Apple.  My 4 year old would probably pee against the hedge at some point and my 7 year old would keep asking for goldfish crackers instead of crudite (am I using that word right?).

Sigh.  There's no class in onomatopoeia's world.  At least VF will never write harsh word about me though, so there's that.

[mrsbro]

Oct 18, 2013 13:46:00 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

Oct 18, 2013 13:29:17 GMT -5 mrsbro said:

Me as well. It made me feel bad for my children

I'm depressed that I'm not rich and skinny and beautiful and hanging out with Paul McCartney.  But in all honestly I'd probably hate a party like that...too much pretense and fake laughter and not enough Smirnoff Ice.  At least that's what I'm telling myself, lol.

My kids (4 and 7) would take one look at that scene and definitely be less than impressed, and start looking for frogs to catch and aiming stick guns at Apple.  My 4 year old would probably pee against the hedge at some point and my 7 year old would keep asking for goldfish crackers instead of crudite (am I using that word right?).

Sigh.  There's no class in onomatopoeia's world.  At least VF will never write harsh word about me though, so there's that.

Our classless selves would have a hell of a cookout with our classless children (boys 4 and 3).

[Deleted]

Oct 18, 2013 11:30:21 GMT -5 romymichele said:

Did anyone see her garden party video?

This is Gwyneth's world.

So many thin, well-dressed people. 

[Deleted]

LOL Scotty!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Oct 18, 2013 13:34:41 GMT -5 pinkeggs said:

Oprah is 7th room.

I am excited for anything that gets Goopy's panties in a bunch. She is my #1 most insufferable celeb.

Now I am picturing someone with a giant long butt with bunched-up panties, pretending to be holier and more vegan than thou.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Oct 18, 2013 11:30:21 GMT -5 romymichele said:

Did anyone see her garden party video?

This is Gwyneth's world.

This makes me happy to be poor for once.  That looks like the worst shit ever.  You could see, everyone, the entire time, trying to appear rich and sophisticated.  And it was a play.  And ooh, whoo, let's all applaud my precocious kid for doing a goddamned cartwheel!

There are many instances where I am a jealousE hater of rich people.  This ain't one of those times.
*slurps some Angry Orchard*

[eb777888]

Hmmm. I think the party looks super fun! And I cannot wait for this article!!!!

[cleo29]

Oct 18, 2013 14:00:06 GMT -5 Que? said:

Why does she have to be so gorgeous??

Lol, that wasn't a garden party it was a promotional video for Stella McCartney.

I heard the article is dishing about her past relationships. Weren't the pics of her and Brad Pitts dick in VF?

I think she cheated on Brad Pitt. When asked about their break up once, he made a vague comment about people not honoring the commitment or something which is kind of funny considering he goes on to cheat on his wife. lol

[dcannie]

i love her brand of crazy/delusional so, so much.