My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother

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My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 11:35:22 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood, bab, and 12 more like this

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who has been married for twenty-seven years was DRUNK-TEXTING ME.

AT 11 AM.

She's on vacation with her best girlfriends that she's had since high school. She never does this kind of thing, and she's the primary caretaker of my grandmother who has Alzheimer's, so I'm so glad she's having fun.

Here are some excerpts:

"Sooooo fuN! Did u get my tewxt last nifght? We did lemon shots at 2 or so??? Trhink we r still feeling them. I lost my shoes....thank God one of the gales found them. I have wet my pants twice!"

What the fuck, Mom. I was on the couch watching Breaking Bad last night with BF, and was fast asleep by 12:30.

She called me "lame." lol!

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AHappierHour Senior Member One glass of champagne and I smile, two and I grin, but three I'm ever so ready to sin. Posts: 8,893 Likes: 4,514	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 11:38:06 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AHappierHour on Oct 19, 2013 11:38:06 GMT -5 LOL! That's so funny
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flex Elder Posts: 19,980 Likes: 22,959	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 11:38:42 GMT -5 laddie likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flex on Oct 19, 2013 11:38:42 GMT -5 PAR-TAAAAAAAAY!! Woooooo hoooooo! /trips on hooker heels
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girlfriday11 Senior Member Posts: 5,356 Likes: 1,301	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 11:39:52 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by girlfriday11 on Oct 19, 2013 11:39:52 GMT -5 Lol that's so awesome! Go mom!
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lulu13 Full Member Posts: 2,440 Likes: 2,474	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 11:41:45 GMT -5 hisno1girl likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lulu13 on Oct 19, 2013 11:41:45 GMT -5 LOL. How fun! Most devoutly Catholic people I know can seriously drink. I swear every event at my kids school involves some sort of booze for the adults. LOL
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My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 11:43:07 GMT -5

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Oct 19, 2013 11:41:45 GMT -5 lulu13 said:

LOL. How fun! Most devoutly Catholic people I know can seriously drink. I swear every event at my kids school involves some sort of booze for the adults. LOL

This is very true.

It's the one indulgence they allow themselves, most of the time.

All the Catholic events I've ever been too (and since I was raised Catholic, that's a lot) -- baptisms, funerals, weddings -- involved a serious, serious amount of alcohol.

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kirra Full Member Posts: 4,868 Likes: 2,106	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 11:46:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirra on Oct 19, 2013 11:46:22 GMT -5 Lol. Glad she's having fun. I wonder what she thinks when she sobers up and looks at her texts.
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My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 12:01:28 GMT -5

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Oct 19, 2013 11:41:45 GMT -5 lulu13 said:

LOL. How fun! Most devoutly Catholic people I know can seriously drink. I swear every event at my kids school involves some sort of booze for the adults. LOL

true, we start at age 8 with our first communion

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adhdfashion Senior Member Posts: 8,554 Likes: 3,013	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 12:29:06 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adhdfashion on Oct 19, 2013 12:29:06 GMT -5 She sounds like fun!
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underwaterrhymes Elder Rainbow Jihadist in the Final Stages of Moral Decay Posts: 37,003 Likes: 73,005	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 12:30:03 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by underwaterrhymes on Oct 19, 2013 12:30:03 GMT -5 LOL. That's awesome.
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winelady Full Member Posts: 3,075 Likes: 804	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 12:36:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by winelady on Oct 19, 2013 12:36:08 GMT -5 She is awesome! Glad she is having fun.
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hisno1girl Elder Posts: 20,382 Likes: 29,598	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 12:53:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hisno1girl on Oct 19, 2013 12:53:19 GMT -5 Your mom is all kinds of awesome!
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isabel Elder Posts: 18,189 Likes: 10,232	My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother Oct 19, 2013 13:02:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by isabel on Oct 19, 2013 13:02:35 GMT -5 Winning! Glad she's having a good time!
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My fifty-three year old devoutly Catholic mother

Post by W.T.Faulkner on Oct 19, 2013 11:35:22 GMT -5

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Post by girlfriday11 on Oct 19, 2013 11:39:52 GMT -5

Post by lulu13 on Oct 19, 2013 11:41:45 GMT -5

Post by W.T.Faulkner on Oct 19, 2013 11:43:07 GMT -5

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