single ladies: this Serbian bachelor is looking for a bride

[summer]

www.boredpanda.org/rich-serbian-bachelor-looking-for-bride/

To all you single ladies out there, this guy can put a ring on your finger so big you couldn’t even lift it. Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi is (or was, whether he has found love yet is unclear) a Serbian bachelor who decided to find the love of his life simply by showing off his wealth…which is massive! And I’m not talking about some chandeliers hanging around but fully goldified bedrooms and frescas in the bathrooms.

According to the Internet, he claims to be 39, living in St. Petersburg, and looking for a rather young girl, 16-20 years old, for marriage. Here’s how Don presented himself: “To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for you.” Couldn’t have said it better myself! I suggest taking a look and giving this eligible bachelor a shot.

[ttt]

The last picture has me in tears!!

[IIOY]

I'd jump at this but I don't do psychotic.

[madisen]

Oct 21, 2013 16:36:33 GMT -5 ttt said:

The last picture has me in tears!!

It IS Serbia after all.

[ttt]

The one of him posing with his Chevy!!!!

What's up with all the plastic covered furniture?? I thought only old ladies did that.

[madisen]

Is this why Pope Benedict 'retired'?

[cattledogkisses]

Is it sad that my first thought was that there are probably plenty of women who would jump all over this?

Close your eyes at night and imagine someone hot, and in return you basically get unlimited spending money.

Blech, I think I just grossed myself out. 

[summer]

Oct 21, 2013 16:36:41 GMT -5 IIOY said:

I'd jump at this but I don't do psychotic.

What?  This doesn't scream "SEXY!" to you??

[Velar Fricative]

Plastic on the furniture? If it weren't so opulent I would assume he took these photos at my grandma's house.

[canthelpmyself]

I always wanted to marry a man in red prada shoes but I put my dreams on the backburner as the pope can never marry.

Looks like God answers prayer in unexpected ways.

[zelda25]

I quite like his ruby slippers.

[ttt]

Oct 21, 2013 16:40:20 GMT -5 summer said:

Oct 21, 2013 16:36:41 GMT -5 IIOY said:

I'd jump at this but I don't do psychotic.

What?  This doesn't scream "SEXY!" to you??

Why does he have gold-plated bidets, yet seems unable to afford a bedspread??

[kapoentje]

SHHHH.... You had me at bronze pillared gold podium bed sans bedding (heart)  (heart)

[kapoentje]

Oct 21, 2013 16:40:20 GMT -5 summer said:

Oct 21, 2013 16:36:41 GMT -5 IIOY said:

I'd jump at this but I don't do psychotic.

What?  This doesn't scream "SEXY!" to you??

Lacking gold....losing interest.....

[Mrs.Rad888]

39?
Sure.

[Saint Monica]

I feel kinda bad for him: he is lonely

[josieposy]

Pretty small bed for a rich dude.

[beeks]

Eww. If that dude is 39 then I am 12. Even more disgusting is he wants a 16-20 year old!?

[decemberwedding07]

This has GOT to be a joke. Look at how many of the rooms are completely lacking in any sort of decor. It looks like a house that's for sale, with owners who are in the middle of moving out. All of those curio cabinets are curioless.

[laurenpetro]

Oct 21, 2013 21:31:04 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

I feel kinda bad for him: he is lonely

I would if this "39" year old wasn't looking for a 16 year old.

[WOT?*]

Is it bad that I totally thought White Slaver? He totally gets his money from advertising for 16-20 year old brides and then sells them for mail order brides or some such. And he's about as 39 as I am.

[elleblue]

He's 39 as much as I'm 16-20.

[iammalcolmx]

Why is there blue plastic on the chairs?

[IIOY]

Oct 22, 2013 8:08:57 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Why is there blue plastic on the chairs?

Easier to clean off the blood and semen.

[summer]

Oct 22, 2013 8:19:10 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Oct 22, 2013 8:08:57 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

Why is there blue plastic on the chairs?

Easier to clean off the blood and semen.

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

[pixy0stix]

Oct 21, 2013 22:20:06 GMT -5 decemberwedding07 said:

This has GOT to be a joke. Look at how many of the rooms are completely lacking in any sort of decor. It looks like a house that's for sale, with owners who are in the middle of moving out. All of those curio cabinets are curioless.

Yeah. Dude broke into this house to take pictures.

I ain't sleepin' with no man who don't got no sheets on his bed.

[IIOY]

Oct 22, 2013 9:30:25 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Oct 21, 2013 22:20:06 GMT -5 decemberwedding07 said:

This has GOT to be a joke. Look at how many of the rooms are completely lacking in any sort of decor. It looks like a house that's for sale, with owners who are in the middle of moving out. All of those curio cabinets are curioless.

Yeah. Dude broke into this house to take pictures.

I ain't sleepin' with no man who don't got no sheets on his bed.

I am crying at this.

[shadow]

Couldn't spring for granite countertops? He almost had me!

[iammalcolmx]

[ringstrue]

What is up with the tinsel garland randomly throw around? 









Is that a cake?!!? I'm in.