Random poll.

[mrs.jacinthe]

Go to your email spam box.  What's the most creative/funny "person" name you have there?

Mine: "August Swogger"

Sounds dirty.

[thewop]

It took me a while to find a "person" most of my spam is from businesses.

Archie Warner

[pitterwoo]

I didn't see many people, but SexKitten emails me a whole lot evidently.

[bunnymendelbaum]

Not sure how to see the spam on my phone but I get emails from an engineer named Bud Flanders. I giggle every time.

[treedimensional]

Localsluts tells me I should visit their website and take advantage of their slutfinder listings to "get my bone on".

[finally]

Mr. Cham Tao Soon who emailed me "URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED"

But I've got one from "Slut Finders" How did I ever get on that mailing list???

[stephm0188]

I don't have any people. I did find something from "Cougar Dating."

[Deleted]

Well, Crissy Ukosata wants to have sex with me and Robert Kelly wants me to help him obtain 18 million dollars from a deceased bank customer. Fun times.

[TBM]

Nothing too interesting or funny....Shirelle wants me to purchase designer *Replicas*.

[minniebee]

I must be boring. I have no spam messages from people, only businesses, and nothing sex related.

I did however find a message I was happy to find. I had applied to volunteer at a local dog rescue and had been waiting to hear back from them. I was wondering why they never followed up with me, but now I know that someone did, but the message ended up in the spam folder for some reason.

So ... thanks for the poll, it made me look through spam and find something I actually wanted!