I really do love my crazy ma.

[bonquiqui]

LMAO too funny

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I would get that just to watch mine LOSE. HER. MIND.

And I'm actually going to get this one for my dad:
www.etsy.com/listing/155944083/hookers-for-dads-birthday-funny-fathers?ref=shop_home_active

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

No! NO!
www.etsy.com/listing/108221403/narcissist-martyr-mom-birthday-funny?ref=shop_home_active

I would never actually get this for her. Because she'd never shut up.
But I may buy it, frame it, and go into my closet and laugh at the thought of giving it to her after a YOUR SISTER SHATERD ALL THE BONES IN HUR ELBOW. BONE DR TOM. HOPFULY. I FELL AT MARYS AND MY ANKLE HURTS BLK N BLU N SWOOLEN text explosion.