I can personally attest to the sounds made during the big V surgery. I was in the room while the procedure was done on DH and the snipping sounds made me wanna pass-out!
In other news, my DD let me know this morning that daddy doesn't want anymore kids and that's why he's going to the doctors today. She's 3. Good job DH!
No sharting happening over here but he did ask the doctor why his ass was wet. I figured it was just from sweat but at least HEEEEEE thought to ask!
Sometimes buttsweat can be shart drippings. Right??? Riiiiiiight?!! Ok, at least that's what I am telling myself since the incident. Oh and I shared my shart story with a friend of mine who proceeded to laugh in my face and then thank me for being real. I'm a good friend.