What in the actual fuck.

[iamali]

THERE WAS A SPIDER IN THE CABINET I KEEP MY CUPS/GLASSES IN.

BURN.IT.DOWN.

Sent from my cardboard box.

[shostakovich]

Your phone auto-signature is especially funny here.

ETA: Ha ha, JK.  I am an idiot.

ETAA:  Wait, am I an idiot?  Damn you fancy posting from your phone AND computer people!  ::shakes fist::

[fuckyourcouch]

Time for new cups

[softspot]

One time I filled up a glass of water & when I put it to my mouth there was a huge spider trying to find my esophagus. I now store my cups open side down.

[onomatopoeia]

Shush. I see your spiders-in-the-cabinet horror show and I raise you this scenario: I opened the microwave the other day to find multiple spiders inside. Apparently there was a spider-baby nest in the vent. Or something. DH swooped in and the rest is a blur of hysteria. I'm still traumatized - I'm gagging just writing this.

Of course my kids thought it was cool...our very own spider farm, mom! Ahhhhhhh.....

[iamali]

Oct 28, 2013 22:32:09 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

Shush. I see your spiders-in-the-cabinet horror show and I raise you this scenario: I opened the microwave the other day to find multiple spiders inside. Apparently there was a spider-baby nest in the vent. Or something. DH swooped in and the rest is a blur of hysteria. I'm still traumatized - I'm gagging just writing this.

Of course my kids thought it was cool...our very own spider farm, mom! Ahhhhhhh.....

OMG.

I would probably have a heart attack. FOR SERIOUS.

Sent from my cardboard box.

[bonquiqui]

Oct 28, 2013 22:32:09 GMT -5 onomatopoeia said:

Shush. I see your spiders-in-the-cabinet horror show and I raise you this scenario: I opened the microwave the other day to find multiple spiders inside. Apparently there was a spider-baby nest in the vent. Or something. DH swooped in and the rest is a blur of hysteria. I'm still traumatized - I'm gagging just writing this.

Of course my kids thought it was cool...our very own spider farm, mom! Ahhhhhhh.....

no no no no no

[Bree Van de Kamp]

Oct 28, 2013 22:21:34 GMT -5 softspot said:

One time I filled up a glass of water & when I put it to my mouth there was a huge spider trying to find my esophagus. I now store my cups open side down.

NOPE.

[LeggsBenedict]

I took at bath with a spider last night. H ran in and saved me when he heard me screaming, "THERE'S A GREMLIN ON THE WING!!!!!"

[softspot]

Oct 28, 2013 23:15:36 GMT -5 Bree Van de Kamp said:

Oct 28, 2013 22:21:34 GMT -5 softspot said:

One time I filled up a glass of water & when I put it to my mouth there was a huge spider trying to find my esophagus. I now store my cups open side down.

NOPE.

I think that's the exact face I made. Stupid opaque cups.