I just laugh-snorted about a half hour ago because my co-workers and I went to a nearby giant Chinese supermarket mall, and we saw a live goose chillin' in a shopping cart.
Oh, also, on Friday during happy hour, I did actually spit out my virgin strawberry margarita all over the table and my poor friend's shirt.
I know that we all agree that this never actually happens when people type it online re spitting on their keyboard, but I lost my whole mouthful of drink.
We were having a discussion about blow jobs on uncircumcised penises, and one guy informed us that there is now some kind of procedure in which one may grow hair on the foreskin to be later transplanted to the top of one's head. And then somebody said that would be like eating a fuzzy turtleneck.
lol I just said SHIT to a judge on the phone, then laughed outlandishly. He called me in the middle of a big day, asking for an update on an old probate case I have filed in a county he circuits through. My assistant says Judge Smithy is on the phone, and I pick up my line and as I am picking it up (thinking he's on hold but he's not) I am hissing SHIT what am I missing????and the judge heard, adn laughed and laughed (thank god). He said no one ever talks like that near him any more.
I love this because it's so true. I think judges really appreciate when people just treat them like people (well, with a certain level of respect still).
A story for you, Sue Sue -- When I go to hearings up north, I usually bring my little suitcase to the room because I hop on a plane directly afterward. Most of the time, I stash my suitcase underneath counsel's table, but there was no room this day. My judge totally saw my Hello Kitty suitcase and just outright laughed. And then I laughed, too. And now we have that "connection."
Post by chickadee77 on Oct 30, 2013 17:14:28 GMT -5
Yes. In my family, we call this, "stripping a gear." No clue where Mom got that, but apparantly it happens enough to have a term. Usually is followed with a polite cough and an, "Oh, excuse me," in an effort to play it off as a cough or choke rather than an awkward laugh.
Also, I like to laugh and make jokes A LOT at work and sometimes I seize up in a silent hard laugh with my mouth wide open and I have to start slapping my desk to avoid peeing my pants.