"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
A couple of days after you told us here, you liked a picture on FB of a couple announcing they were pregnant. My SIL liked the same picture. So I was reeeeeeally suspicious. Sure enough, I found out a couple of weeks later that she is pregnant. I got to say "I KNEW IT!" Ha.