If you are ever bored

[bonquiqui]

please subscribe to your county's news report of crime/events/accident report.  I get a chuckle out of it on the regular (yes, I will still use on the regular)

Report of an alleged intoxicated subject that may be stuck inside their apartment in the 3000 block of  Rd. Rescue en route


Uh

911:  What's your emergency
Subject:  uhhhh i'm sscutuck inside my apartment

lol lol lol

Earlier today there was a report of

Report of an animal complaint in the vicinity of West Honeysuckle Dr involving a stray cat that ran into a residence

and 

Report of an animal complaint in the vicinity of Northeast Alma Circle involving a Raccoon that went inside a dog crate at a residence

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I love you!

[bonquiqui]

Oct 30, 2013 20:06:07 GMT -5 @smace said:

No thanks, I live in Orlando. I don't want to be any more scared of the horrible crime than I already am.

I am in the burbs of the murder capital of the US, soooooooooooo lol There are some not so pleasant ones, but these funny one's make it worth it.  I feel "in the know" lol  I mean good thing I know about that stray cat.  Danger I tell you.  

[bonquiqui]

Oct 30, 2013 20:05:13 GMT -5 shoeless said:

I love you!

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[circa1978]

I used to read police reports and call logs every day as a reporter. It is seriously the most hilarious shit some days. I kept a list of every day objects used as weapons in moments of passion. It included a spork and a tricycle.