I just called my cat "Baberham Lincoln"

[gozf]

I'm not even drunk. Someone send for help. It's time for my lobotomy.

[gozf]

I said it out loud too.

[kaybee85]

I say things like this out loud to no one. And laugh. A lot. Soooo... No lobotomy for you!

[gozf]

She really is a babe.

[W.T.Faulkner]

LOL. You and I can hang.

We were watching a documentary on hockey (HOCKUMENTARY) and a guy got a concussion and I was like, "Oh, shit, that's a hock-u-pational hazard!" and BF looked at me, got up wordlessly, and went outside to smoke.

[bonquiqui]

I call my cats ridiculous things out loud. It's just a thing.  Cat people understand

[coribelle26]

H once walked in on me telling his sister's dog, while we were dog-sitting, "You're so smart! Did you go to college? Did you go to Pupperdine University??"

It wasn't even my own dog, you guys.

[gmail]

My SIL dressed as Baberaham Lincoln for Halloween one year.

Top hat, beard, blazer, leotard, fishnets and high heels. It was amazing.

[gozf]

Oct 30, 2013 20:49:38 GMT -5 coribelle26 said:

H once walked in on me telling his sister's dog, while we were dog-sitting, "You're so smart! Did you go to college? Did you go to Pupperdine University??"

It wasn't even my own dog, you guys.

I also tell her she's a supermodel and the illegitimate child of Cindy Crawford.

[gozf]

Oct 30, 2013 20:50:34 GMT -5 gmail said:

My SIL dressed as Baberaham Lincoln for Halloween one year.

Top hat, beard, blazer, leotard, fishnets and high heels. It was amazing.

This is genius.

[gmail]

I used to sing "Puppy Face" to Poker Face for my dog.

My my my puppy face my my puppy face...etc etc

[kaybee85]

I make faces at myself in the bathroom at work, which has a mirror face-level when one is sitting on the toilet.










This is just where we talk about awkward shit we do alone, right?

[kaybee85]

She's a threaaad killer.
Mirrors. Weirdo faces.
Toilet talk, but no laser beams.
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
Anytime.

[gozf]

Oct 30, 2013 21:05:36 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

She's a threaaad killer.
Mirrors. Weirdo faces.
Toilet talk, but no laser beams.
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
Anytime.

Dude. It's ok.

The bar where Thor works has onesie bathrooms. And one of them has a full length mirror on the door facing the toilet. I grab my gut and shake it while making faces at myself while I pee.

Do you feel better now?

[LeggsBenedict]

Oct 30, 2013 20:48:49 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

LOL. You and I can hang.

We were watching a documentary on hockey (HOCKUMENTARY) and a guy got a concussion and I was like, "Oh, shit, that's a hock-u-pational hazard!" and BF looked at me, got up wordlessly, and went outside to smoke.

[kaybee85]

Oct 30, 2013 21:07:54 GMT -5 gozf said:

Oct 30, 2013 21:05:36 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

She's a threaaad killer.
Mirrors. Weirdo faces.
Toilet talk, but no laser beams.
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
Anytime.

Dude. It's ok.

The bar where Thor works has onesie bathrooms. And one of them has a full length mirror on the door facing the toilet. I grab my gut and shake it while making faces at myself while I pee.

Do you feel better now?

Yes.

[Deleted]

I call my dog Fatapotumous, Fatadoppolus, McChunkerton, Fuzzy Muffins... I can't even judge. Not even a little.

[LeggsBenedict]

wait, didn't someone's sister dress up as sexy nixon? she should hang out with gmail's sister.

[W.T.Faulkner]

UGH WHATEVER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GIF OF PANDA BEARS HUGGING

LeggsBenedict

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

No. H and I got adopted by a kitten who lives in our garage now, and we named him Bruce Wayne.
He's not a cat we need, but he's a cat we probably deserve for being suckers.
So I see no wrong here.

[LeggsBenedict]

Oct 30, 2013 21:13:47 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

UGH WHATEVER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GIF OF PANDA BEARS HUGGING

LeggsBenedict

lol! I'll just imagine it.

...


ooooh it feels warm.

[bonquiqui]

[sineadorebellion]

LOL!! We create entire stories when we name our pets. Captain Salvadore Mittens, leader of the cat militia. Went rogue on his last assignment. Met with Lt. Knives Meow after a failed mission to destroy a colony of mutant mice. Together they're plotting against the canine race.

It goes on and on. Clearly we need lives.