Delivery person funny

[keyslover]

Because apparently he was a 12 year old boy and I am too.  We just had an appliance delivered.  Nice guys.

The girls have suckers, but they have been putting them everywhere but their mouths.  

I was in the kitchen and the guys were halfway down our basement stairs.  

I said "the sucker only goes in your mouth"

I hear a faint mumbling "that's what she said"