Scented Vagina

[lilafowler]

I accidentally bought scented tampons. Does this mean my hush hush area smells like roses and baby powder? (rose)

I feel like I should ask H to do a smell test when he gets home, as gross as that is.

LOLLLLLL.

Do people even really buy scented tampons anymore???

[Deleted]

LOLOLOL. Seriously, I'm laughing out loud.
And hush hush area will never, ever get old.

[wambam]

I'm so glad hush hush is catching on.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Some post titles just draw you in.

[alzi]

Nov 11, 2013 20:28:38 GMT -5 wambam said:

I'm so glad hush hush is catching on.

My thought exactly.

[bania]

I have no idea. They sound like they would be irritating.

[zitiqueen]

I didn't realize they still made scented tampons and/or pads.

[lilafowler]

Nov 11, 2013 20:31:46 GMT -5 zitiqueen said:

I didn't realize they still made scented tampons and/or pads.

I know!  Which is why I just picked up the first box I saw.  I buy tampons from Target all the time and have never had to check for scented ones...

I guess this is a teachable moment for myself.

[lilafowler]

Nov 11, 2013 20:33:45 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

I feel like this would irritate things.

As of yet I feel no irritation.  I will keep all of you apprised of the situation should it change.

Although I'm going to go out tomorrow and buy NORMAL ones.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Nov 11, 2013 20:33:28 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Nov 11, 2013 20:31:46 GMT -5 zitiqueen said:

I didn't realize they still made scented tampons and/or pads.

I know!  Which is why I just picked up the first box I saw.  I buy tampons from Target all the time and have never had to check for scented ones...

I guess this is a teachable moment for myself.

Picking up the first thing you see leads to itchy vaginas.

A teachable moment indeed.

[fuckyourcouch]

I bought some accidentally once and promptly exchanged them. Fuck that

[lilafowler]

Nov 11, 2013 20:41:07 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

I bought some accidentally once and promptly exchanged them. Fuck that

I didn't notice until an...urgent moment.

[Booze Raccoon]

I feel like scented tampons would only make it worse. Like spraying air freshener in the kitchen after you've cooked trout.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Nov 11, 2013 20:45:03 GMT -5 Booze Raccoon said:

I feel like scented tampons would only make it worse. Like spraying air freshener in the kitchen after you've cooked trout.

That is terrible.  And excellent.

[lilafowler]

Nov 11, 2013 20:45:03 GMT -5 Booze Raccoon said:

I feel like scented tampons would only make it worse. Like spraying air freshener in the kitchen after you've cooked trout.

Omg lol

[laceylaplante]

Nov 11, 2013 20:41:07 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

I bought some accidentally once and promptly exchanged them. Fuck that

I did this last month. I actually smelled them through the box while confined in my car. I pulled right back in to the parking lot and exchanged them. Fuck that, indeed.

[snickers]

I have never heard of these.
What do they even smell like?!
So weird.

[snickers]

Nov 11, 2013 20:52:39 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Nov 11, 2013 20:45:03 GMT -5 Booze Raccoon said:

I feel like scented tampons would only make it worse. Like spraying air freshener in the kitchen after you've cooked trout.

Omg lol

gross analogy lol

[TrickyBob]

I hate scented pads. Your period already has a smell and it doesn't need a fake floral scent to add to the mixture. And it irritates all the bits.

[Deleted]

I did this once. I used one thinking it can't be that bad. It is.

Those things are as efficient at stopping period smells as my grandmother's 5 year old febreeze she sprays before we visit so she can pretend she doesn't smoke anymore. Also, they made me itch badly.

[Deleted]

I accidentally bought scented panty liners and I feel so gross when I wear them. I didn't even know there were scented tampons! It seems like perfume up there would be a bad idea.

[polarbearfans]

My husband bought me scented tampons once. I opened and noticed the smell. He promptly exchanged them for unscented. I had no idea they actually still made scented tampons anymore and now check the boxes lol I thought they went the way of pink scented toilet paper

[Deleted]

Nov 11, 2013 21:11:31 GMT -5 @licia said:

I got some by accident recently. The smell transferred to my hands all. day. long. no matter how much I washed. Hand vagina. It was terrible.

I'm having a problem with what you've described here.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Nov 11, 2013 21:47:56 GMT -5 @licia said:

Nov 11, 2013 21:44:35 GMT -5 05heel said:

I'm having a problem with what you've described here.

Flower hands. Hand flower vagina.

It was a problem.

I think licia's caught the Tourettes.

[Deleted]

Nov 11, 2013 21:43:20 GMT -5 polarbearfans said:

My husband bought me scented tampons once. I opened and noticed the smell. He promptly exchanged them for unscented. I had no idea they actually still made scented tampons anymore and now check the boxes lol I thought they went the way of pink scented toilet paper

What? I have never heard of scented toilet paper. Ew.

[Deleted]

I am dying laughing.

:pencils in "scented tampon potpourri mix" on my shopping list for my SS recipient:

[polarbearfans]

Yes, scented toilet paper. It existed. My grandma bought it lol

[polarbearfans]

Yes, scented toilet paper. It existed. My grandma bought it lol

[Deleted]

Nov 11, 2013 21:47:56 GMT -5 @licia said:

Nov 11, 2013 21:44:35 GMT -5 05heel said:

I'm having a problem with what you've described here.

Flower hands. Hand flower vagina.

It was a problem.

Still don't like it. However, I'm forcing myself to believe your version of the events.

[leahmel]

Gross.

Somebody must be enjoying this product, right? Why are they still making them?