Yeah, my mil sucks

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She just told me that the white noise Theo falls asleep to is demonic. Omfg. 

[tdk2]

Nov 11, 2013 22:39:59 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

She would know.

She uses the same in her ceremonies.

How are your angelic pavlovas?

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lol. My kids have been listening to the devil's noise for years now.

[lime]

How did she even come to that conclusion? I'm really curious here.

Also  (devil)

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Obviously this is part of your plan to breed mini satan worshippers. She must be on to you.

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LOLOLOL.

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Nov 11, 2013 22:39:59 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

She would know.

FOR REAL. She has said about 100 insane things tonight but I've apparently forgotten all of them because I'm too busy poisoning my 6 month old with demonic music. 


Waterfalls=demonic btw. 

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Omg, lol!

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Nov 11, 2013 22:43:41 GMT -5 lime said:

How did she even come to that conclusion? I'm really curious here.

Also  (devil)

Lolol. Ok, so I was making salad and she went do so something with Theo in my room. Apparently his super peaceful waterfall sounds were still playing while she went in there and she came to dinner telling us that it PHYSICALLY HURT HER EARS. HER EARS ARE HURTING because of our demonic waterfall sounds. 

[VeryViolet]

Today my MIL asked me if I thought my baby knew who I was yet. Because you know I carried him for 9 mos, smell like his food, and spend 24 hours a day with him but he just thinks I am some lady. I didn't know whether to be offended or laugh.

[pugz]

ummmm


bish be cray

[lime]

Oh, a waterfall, not white noise.

The sound of water is actually the raining down of blood from Satan's innocent victims. It is just marketed under the "waterfall" label and only some people can hear the difference. Your MIL is one of those gifted souls.

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She's worried that iTunes music is sending subliminal messages to our children. Lololol.

I had to fucking leave my own dining room.

[McGavin]

I think you've found the artist behind the devils in your basement?

(that was you, right?)

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Nov 11, 2013 22:44:50 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

She sounds like the type of person that legitimately believes that cats steal babies' breath while they are sleeping.

She believes in a lot of crazy stuff. Like, she once told me that the house I was living in had hidden cameras and the reason the landlord had a stroke is because he was watching me through his cameras and having a "stroke", if you know what I mean. I'm not even making it up. 

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Nov 11, 2013 22:55:21 GMT -5 McGavin said:

I think you've found the artist behind the devils in your basement?

(that was you, right?)

Bahaha, yeah. Now I know where those drawings came from! Straight through the ipad!

[jennysmitten]

I am dying laughing.

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Nov 11, 2013 22:44:37 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

Doesn't she tell you about her underwear?

Yeah. One time she gave me a bag of used bras  :?

[pugz]

so she is legit mentally ill?

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Nov 11, 2013 23:02:05 GMT -5 pugz said:

so she is legit mentally ill?

Lol. Probably. 

[fuckyourcouch]

Lol.





But really, dafuq
This post just got better and better

[pugz]

I feel like you've told us stories about her crazy before but the details elude me.

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Nov 11, 2013 23:04:53 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

She is seriously mentally ill. You know this.

Oh for sure. This is the one and only time that I promote laughing at the mentally ill. 

She is straight up nuts.  One time she told me that my h was abducted by aliens  at the fair and she had to retrieve his soul. Omfg, now all these memories are coming up. 

[8675309]

Now I know why my son's been acting possessed lately! The sound machine is a portal to hell!

[Mrs.Rad888]

I would ask her to translate the messages that are being sent over the sound machine. Maybe there are some lotto numbers.

[isabel]

Well kudos to your H for escaping that with his sanity.

She sounds nutty.

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I literally LOL'd when I read that. Your MIL is crazy. You should mess with her and find some devil horns or something to put on him the next time she's over.

[eb777888]

Damn! LOL. Honestly, I'd be PISSED, though.

All of you people having your ILs staying with you have my sympathy. These stories...omg.

[iamgrace]

Wow.

[snickers]

Nov 11, 2013 23:07:57 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Nov 11, 2013 23:04:53 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

She is seriously mentally ill. You know this.

Oh for sure. This is the one and only time that I promote laughing at the mentally ill. 

She is straight up nuts.  One time she told me that my h was abducted by aliens  at the fair and she had to retrieve his soul. Omfg, now all these memories are coming up. 

Does she come to your house often?