FOR REAL. She has said about 100 insane things tonight but I've apparently forgotten all of them because I'm too busy poisoning my 6 month old with demonic music.
How did she even come to that conclusion? I'm really curious here.
Also (devil)
Lolol. Ok, so I was making salad and she went do so something with Theo in my room. Apparently his super peaceful waterfall sounds were still playing while she went in there and she came to dinner telling us that it PHYSICALLY HURT HER EARS. HER EARS ARE HURTING because of our demonic waterfall sounds.
Post by VeryViolet on Nov 11, 2013 22:48:01 GMT -5
Today my MIL asked me if I thought my baby knew who I was yet. Because you know I carried him for 9 mos, smell like his food, and spend 24 hours a day with him but he just thinks I am some lady. I didn't know whether to be offended or laugh.
The sound of water is actually the raining down of blood from Satan's innocent victims. It is just marketed under the "waterfall" label and only some people can hear the difference. Your MIL is one of those gifted souls.
She sounds like the type of person that legitimately believes that cats steal babies' breath while they are sleeping.
She believes in a lot of crazy stuff. Like, she once told me that the house I was living in had hidden cameras and the reason the landlord had a stroke is because he was watching me through his cameras and having a "stroke", if you know what I mean. I'm not even making it up.
Oh for sure. This is the one and only time that I promote laughing at the mentally ill.
She is straight up nuts. One time she told me that my h was abducted by aliens at the fair and she had to retrieve his soul. Omfg, now all these memories are coming up.
I literally LOL'd when I read that. Your MIL is crazy. You should mess with her and find some devil horns or something to put on him the next time she's over.
Oh for sure. This is the one and only time that I promote laughing at the mentally ill.
She is straight up nuts. One time she told me that my h was abducted by aliens at the fair and she had to retrieve his soul. Omfg, now all these memories are coming up.