"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I took Kristen to her first cheerleading practice tonight. She was lackadaisical (lackacheerical?) I was trying to emphasize the need for SPIRIT FINGERS afterwards, and was all, "Listen. Cheerleaders aren't all...be. aggressive. b. e. aggressive." And then I realized what I was doing and laughed and laughed, and Kristen didn't even CARE, she is so used to what a nerd I am.
So now the whole night has been Bring It On quotes.
Last Edit: Nov 11, 2013 23:21:58 GMT -5 by Ohhmm(bligo)
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I took Kristen to her first cheerleading practice tonight. She was lackadaisical (lackacheerical?) I was trying to emphasize the need for SPIRIT FINGERS afterwards, and was all, "Listen. Cheerleaders aren't all...be. aggressive. b. e. aggressive." And then I realized what I was doing and laughed and laughed, and Kristen didn't even CARE, she is so used to what a nerd I am.
So now the whole night has been Bring It On quotes.
I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.