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Over the summer we had our backyard completely re-landscaped and it was completed by the end of August.

Today someone calls my cell phone and I don't recognize the number so I let it go to v.m.  It was our landscape contractors wife, and she says she has something she wants to run by me.

I think it's related to the planting we are waiting to do in the Spring and make a mental note to call her back.

15 minutes later my house phone rings and caller id shows its her.  I have no idea how she got our house phone, but figured maybe I listed it in our contract paperwork.  She prefaces that she has an odd question for me (!)....and then tells me that her husband (our contractor) let her know about my "situation" (I mentioned to him that I was getting laid off, but no details aka didn't elaborate I had asked for a package) and she thinks I would be GREAT to join her team...wait for it...selling ARBONNE.

She actually doesn't say Arbonne in our conversation - she tells me it's a health and wellness company and wanted me to go to a meeting that evening.  I was so taken aback that I told her I wouldn't be able to make it.  She then wanted to send me info over email, so I was like "uh, ok sure" and hung up as fast as I could.  So yeah, I've never ever met this woman (only corresponded with her over email about invoices), but she is convinced I would be fabulous!  I am dying. 

DYING.

ETA:  I forgot the best part!  So H gets home and I start telling him the story and he was all "Oh, she called me - she said she wanted to talk to you so I gave her all your info".  Thanks H!