Do you want to hear a crazy dream I had?

[melindafelinda]

It was the future and I was an electronic assistant. I started out as a humanoid shape but as technology advanced I became a metal/plastic sphere with a small hole in it.  Well the person that I assisted decided that he wanted to stick his finger in the hole. But in the dream the hole felt like my butt.  So it was like the guy was trying to stick his finger in my butt and it hurt because the hole was too small. So I advised him to upgrade to the newer model that had a bigger hole.

So I know this is insane. But it felt so real that I asked my husband if he was doing something with my butt while I slept. He was like "uh...no, why?"  So I told him my dream. His face was 


That's why I don't share my dreams that often.

[melindafelinda]

Oh god. No one is going to reply to this because it's too weird, right? I'm a fucking weirdo who will now be ostracized.

[birdistheword]

I am stifling laughter over here. LOL.

[mrsgoontz]

I am dying at imagining you telling your "boss" that he can upgrade to a bigger/newer model in a robot voice.

[janegold]

Omg, lol.

[Saint Monica]

Thank you. This is the first time I smiled today.

I;m glad your H wasnt engaging in sleepy time butt play with you.

[Deleted]

Dreams are crazy shit. At least it is amusing, and thanks for sharing with the class

[melindafelinda]

Nov 12, 2013 13:58:00 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

Poor Vicki

[melindafelinda]

Nov 12, 2013 14:12:02 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Nov 12, 2013 13:53:33 GMT -5 melindafelinda said:

Oh god. No one is going to reply to this because it's too weird, right? I'm a fucking weirdo who will now be ostracized.

this is going on my ML spreadsheet, so you know.

I deserve it.

[Deleted]

I'll interpret this for you.

You have issues with changing yourself for men. You're uncomfortable in your skin, so your ideal self is small and nondescript. You also like anal.

[Deleted]

Nov 12, 2013 14:19:19 GMT -5 05heel said:

I'll interpret this for you.

You have issues with changing yourself for men. You're uncomfortable in your skin, so your ideal self is small and nondescript. You also like anal.

You clearly have a gift.