I need humor now

[bonquiqui]

I cant see gifs, as i am on my phone. I am at the hospital, because i took a friend and i am waiting in the ER waiting room. There is crying here and a pregnant woman. I am doing all i can to not break down. I have had no sleep and gah i dont want to lose it. Its not about me right now.

Anyway, i need funny

[iamali]

Want me to PIP my face? Most people think it's pretty funny.

[melindafelinda]

Did you read that I dreamed that I was an electronic cube or sphere thing and got butt probed by my boss? I mean come on!

[meggers5]

My mom, sister and I were talking once about how huge space was, and what could possibly be out there. And there must be some greater power when you think of how everything comes together, and how fascinating it is. Then my mom says, "Ya, like when you hear a song twice in one week that you haven't heard in awhile".

Yes mom, that's exactly the same as being baffled by the great expanse that is the cosmos.

[iamali]

Did you see Skipping post about her Amazon recs?

Also, when I need a laugh I go read the Amazon products with ridiculous reviews.

OR. DYAC.

[wannabe]

Go look at my post about my kid. I still laugh every time I look at it.

[psychmom]

Can you watch youtube videos?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjk2Grd_lw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLFjk2Grd_lw

[iamali]

Hopefully linky's work.

www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ref=cm_lmf_tit_16

[iamali]

www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

[berbles]

[Gato]

Did you see Toledo's post about bad real estate photos? BEST.

ETA link: terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

[spindle92]

This is my parent's new message on their answering machine.
Names have been changed to protect the old.

You have reached Dick and Jane.
We cannot come to the phone right now.
That DOES NOT mean we are not home, we might just be screening calls.
so do not try and rob us as you may get shot.
Please leave a message and have a great day.

[berbles]

[DaisyCakes]

What does a ghost order at a Mexican restaurant?
A boorito.


You're welcome.

[bonquiqui]

Nov 12, 2013 14:23:13 GMT -5 melindafelinda said:

Did you read that I dreamed that I was an electronic cube or sphere thing and got butt probed by my boss? I mean come on!

No, but jesus, that is quite the dream. I need to find that story. Lol

[bonquiqui]

Nov 12, 2013 14:22:48 GMT -5 iamali said:

Want me to PIP my face? Most people think it's pretty funny.

Shit it

[berbles]

[bania]

Nov 12, 2013 14:29:50 GMT -5 Gato said:

Did you see Toledo's post about bad real estate photos? BEST.

ETA link: terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

I came in here to suggest this.  I was silently ugly crying laughing at my desk.  Few things bring me to this state of ridiculousness.  

[vicky]

Apparently my nephew has a penchant for my underpants. At least they're clean.

[iamali]

You have YouTube on your phone right?

Look up the Simon's Cat videos.

[vicky]

Nov 12, 2013 14:45:43 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish.

[berbles]

Nov 12, 2013 15:06:01 GMT -5 kooshball said: