Things little kids say, funny sex stuff, whatev...

[WOT?*]

Several threads got me laughing about my former naievete as a child so I thought I'd share a "something I never said again" story.

I was about seven or so when my younger sister (by fifteen months) asked if I knew what a bj was. I have no idea to this day where she heard the term but whatever. Because she was younger, I of course couldn't let her know that I didn't know and so I responded that yes I did know what a BJ was. She asked what it was and because I didn't know but I was smarter than her at the great age of seven, replied "I know but I bet you don't. What do you think it is?" Her answer:

"It's when two people put their butts together and fart."

Being the brilliant older sister, my response was "that's exactly right."

Some months (maybe even a couple years) later, my younger sister was sitting on my dad's back giving him a massage and she busted loose. I looked at her and said, loudly and clearly, "What are you trying to do, give Dad a blow job?"

Sister went flying when dad hopped up in shock, looked at me in outrage and roared "WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT???" He and my mom (divorced and barely spoke to each other at the time) had a discussion that weekend which included me and younger sister. I didn't learn what a BJ was that weekend but I sure did learn that it was a grown up something that wasn't two people sticking their butts together and farting.

[bonquiqui]

Omg i just about spit out my water lol

[alzi]

omg. bahahahhhaa

[Deleted]

Not very many things make me actually LOL, but that totally did!

[speckledfrog]

This has me dying.

[pantsparty]

OMG. Best story ever.

[hubes]

Even DH laughed at that one.

[welder'swife]

I'm at church right now (DD is at Vacation Bible School and I'm hanging with a bunch of other moms) and I just burst out laughing. I feel like a dork because I obviously can't say why I'm laughing but OMG that is fucking hilarious!!

[Deleted]

Haha OMG that is hilarious!