I loathe myself. PIP

[sherbanator]

I work a rattler schedule which means about once a week I get off work at midnight or 1 am. Everytime I work this shift I get fast food on my way home. I tell myself I will not stop yet I do it anyway. 0 percent willpower. I'm not hungry, I eat before I leave work. It doesn't matter. Then I gobble down all of the food in the car before I get home and get some slobby stain on my clothes. I guess the ten minutes I would have to wait to get home is just too much. So much regret, lol.

This is the damage from my stop tonight. Notice the stain on my jeans. I do have to admit the taco bell cinnabon mini donuts are fucking delicious.

[sherbanator]

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[iamgrace]

Alright.

[pinkpinot]

I like your boots.

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Nov 22, 2013 7:08:21 GMT -5 specialk said:

If you can eat fast food all the time and look like that, then you just KOKO.

But then again , I think you know that.

I think this is the point of the post.

We have something called ootd for this kind if thing, lady.

[melindafelinda]

I liked it for the cinnamon donut shout out. Those are awesome.

[Deleted]

I don't understand, you loathe yourself everytime you drop food on yourself?

[Mrs.Rad888]

Nov 22, 2013 8:07:44 GMT -5 @porcupine said:

I don't understand, you loathe yourself everytime you drop food on yourself?

Man, that would be rough. I drop food on myself an average of once a day.

[Saint Monica]

sherbanator - nice stems!

[ax2]

Ok, glad to see it wasn't just me.

[Deleted]

I think there's a typo in your title. Loathe and love do sound really similar though so I understand the confusion at 2 AM.

[sherbanator]

Lol, I make bad decisions at 1 am.

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Nov 22, 2013 7:08:21 GMT -5 specialk said:

If you can eat fast food all the time and look like that, then you just KOKO.

But then again , I think you know that.

I think so too why else would there be a full body shot. 

[sherbanator]

I thought it was going to stand out in the full body shot but when it didn't I zoomed in there a little bit. I actually woke up with that abrupt "did I really post that" feeling and was hoping no one noticed. Oh well, can't triple stamp a double stamp.

[ooglie26]

I would rather drop food in my lap, than on my boobs. Damn this rack!

A little bit of dawn or liquid laundry detergent rubbed on that spot will get rid of that. You look great!

[Deleted]

I always drop food in my cleavage.

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Nov 22, 2013 11:36:02 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Nov 22, 2013 11:32:20 GMT -5 ooglie26 said:

I would rather drop food in my lap, than on my boobs. Damn this rack!

I sometimes call it my crumb catcher.

And then it gets all uncomfortable because there are pokey crumbs in your bra. 

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Yesterday I dropped a piece of cheese between my boobs, so I dug it out and ate it. No shame.

[thebuddhagouda]

SOME OF US DON'T EVEN HAVE CLEAVAGE!! ::weeps into hands::

[ooglie26]

Nov 22, 2013 11:36:02 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Nov 22, 2013 11:32:20 GMT -5 ooglie26 said:

I would rather drop food in my lap, than on my boobs. Damn this rack!

I sometimes call it my crumb catcher.

H calls it my "shelf", and swears I'm trying to hide food in my cleavage for later.  That's when he gets "grounded" and doesn't get to play on the playground.

[ooglie26]

Nov 22, 2013 11:37:03 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Nov 22, 2013 11:36:02 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

I sometimes call it my crumb catcher.

And then it gets all uncomfortable because there are pokey crumbs in your bra. 

I hate that feeling!

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Nov 22, 2013 11:39:44 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Nov 22, 2013 11:38:02 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

But when you get undressed before bed, it's like an instant midnight snack.  Lemons into cleavage lemonade!

Cleavage hairs are the worst.  They're so tickly, but there's no ladylike way to get them out of your cleavage.  Then when you do, it's some obscene magic trick because they're long head hairs.

OH MY GOD ITS NOT JUST ME.  I hate that. I feel the tickle and start digging around. Sometimes I can't get a hair outta there and I know its there but eluding me

[jane6672]

Nov 22, 2013 11:39:24 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

SOME OF US DON'T EVEN HAVE CLEAVAGE!! ::weeps into hands::

I don't have cleavage, I don't have a beard.

Nothing to catch my crumbs.