You realize this makes you as much of an ass as a skinny person posting a picture of her Doritos tacos and Krispy Kreme donuts in a thread about how hard it is to lose weight, right? Seriously though, you suck. :-( On the plus side, no state income tax here in Texas!
You realize this makes you as much of an ass as a skinny person posting a picture of her Doritos tacos and Krispy Kreme donuts in a thread about how hard it is to lose weight, right? Seriously though, you suck. On the plus side, no state income tax here in Texas!
Yeah, property tax, 8.25% sales tax, state income tax sucks here. Plus you wouldn't want my mortgage :-(
All you people who were so pumped about the mild winter? Well fuck you, this is what we get. It's all well and good to say you'd rather have snow, but I have one window AC in my condo, and my poor obese cat is miserable. Also, my hair frizzes up like a mofo in this humidity. Yesterday, we had a high of 96 with dewpoints in the 70s, which made the heat index 110.
And seriously. Just no. If I wanted a fucking heat index of motherfucking 110, I'd move back to fucking Texas. I'm supposed to have cold winters, rainy springs, mild summers with 2 really hot weeks in late July or early August, and crisp falls. Hitting the mid-90s before the first official day of summer is NOT supposed to be part of the deal.
Fuck you, summer. FUCK YOU.
I probably should've added a warning to the top of this post that the heat makes me cranky.
I want to puke with how hot it is. The kids are stuck inside all day; it's too hot to even go to the pool.
This is us too. I don't know how many movies babycakes is willing to suffer through but I guess we are about to find out because no way in hell are we going outside in this shit. Pixy, I'm going to end up getting blocked by you, aren't I? My car's dashboard read 113 today.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
Oh, hawaii. How will I ever leave? Low 80s again today. Just like probably 10 months of the year.
I'm planning to retire to Hawaii when my kids are in college. One of my sons warns me that he doesn't like flying over water, so he can't promise how much he'll be able to visit. He says that like it's a bad thing ...
I hate it because I can't take itty bitty Leo out in this shit. I love summer and was loving maternity leave during the summer. But I am super paranoid taking him out in this. Boo
I refuse to complain because round about the end of January, I would be willing to give my left arm for weather like this.
I'm the opposite. I'd rather have 3 feet of snow and 24 degrees outside than 102 and melting on my way to the car.
Which is why I'm moving to the desert of course! Where 102 is a cold spell rather than a heat wave!
No lie, I was exactly like this until this year, for some reason. Last year we had a spell of 2-3 weeks where it was like 110 degrees for days on end. And then we went to Mexico for vacation and it was also super hot. Now I'm finding it chilly when it gets under 80. WTF?