Today's Edition of "As seen on FB"

[kkfeb04]

It sucks that im against doctor medication because my ass was up all nite in pain smh but I will not put that government poison in my body.. natural herbal is the best. I have no trust in doctors no more after what I went through this year!!!



Uh....wut?  The government is poisoning us?  (huh)

[katfco]

Suggest hemlock. It's all-natural.

[nannerl]

Dec 3, 2013 12:19:38 GMT -5 katfco said:

Suggest hemlock. It's all-natural.

Just make sure it is organic and sustainably-sourced hemlock.

[katfco]

I can one-up you in the stupid FB people department--here's the stupid and offensive post an ex-friend posted (I defriended her following this post):

PAY ATTENTION!!

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him
across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical socialist leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

[kkfeb04]

Dec 3, 2013 12:24:45 GMT -5 katfco said:

I can one-up you in the stupid FB people department--here's the stupid and offensive post an ex-friend posted (I defriended her following this post):

PAY ATTENTION!!

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him
across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical socialist leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

O...M...G... WTF???

[katfco]

Dec 3, 2013 12:36:50 GMT -5 kkfeb04 said:

Dec 3, 2013 12:24:45 GMT -5 katfco said:

I can one-up you in the stupid FB people department--here's the stupid and offensive post an ex-friend posted (I defriended her following this post):

PAY ATTENTION!!

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him
across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical socialist leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

O...M...G... WTF???

Pretty much my reaction.

[katfco]

I know, guys. The good thing about these posts is it makes it very easy to weed out the nutjobs.

[skwcm80]

Dec 3, 2013 12:24:45 GMT -5 katfco said:

I can one-up you in the stupid FB people department--here's the stupid and offensive post an ex-friend posted (I defriended her following this post):

PAY ATTENTION!!

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him
across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is
why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical socialist leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

I really really dislike people sometimes. 

[unclejesse]

 

[Faevantastic]

katfco wins.

[PatBenatar]

Holy crap katfco! Did she normally post things like that?

[foxxy]

That last one was full of spectacular fail. 

[katfco]

Dec 3, 2013 13:49:17 GMT -5 PatBenatar said:

Holy crap katfco! Did she normally post things like that?

This is the most egregious I've seen, but she does seem to think he's everything implied in the story--and her comment when she posted it was "Too funny."

[Deleted]

Wowza at both of these!

[eav2c]

Yowza.