Tom and Katie splitsville

[pixy0stix]

www.people.com/people/article/0,,20608003,00.html

What's the opposite of jumping on couches?

[iammalcolmx]

DAMN!!!! Also Pixy I am dying at the jumping on couches comment!!

[decemberwedding07]

WHAT? NO WAY! NOBODY could have seen this coming! Not in a million years!!

Also, cannot wait to see what Suri says about this.

[onomatopoeia]

Well, color me shocked. Good for her. She's probably jumping on the couch right now.

[eclaires]

I am shocked it happened now vs. in 4 years. You know they had some 9 year marriage contract or something.

[Deleted]

Dammit, Pixy! :@

[thejackpot]

Wow, this one I did not see coming.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Jun 29, 2012 12:26:22 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

www.people.com/people/article/0,,20608003,00.html

What's the opposite of jumping on couches?

Planking on bean bag chairs. YWIA

So, just short of 5 years? Not helping that rumor that this was all contracted from day 1, Tommy.

[casmgn]

It makes me so sad that she is probably under an ironclad gag order and will never be able to write a tell-all book about how insane Tom is.

[Deleted]

About time!!
I have to go read suri!!

[osulori]

I go back and forth between being surprised and not. I guess I figured it'd happen sooner or later but for some reason they were off my "likely celebrity divorce" radar at the moment.

[pixy0stix]

Jun 29, 2012 12:29:58 GMT -5 @dontcallmeshirley said:

Dammit, Pixy!

What did I do?

[iammalcolmx]

In hopes of making this an Epic thread I am going to go ahead and call Scientology a damn cult.

[heyjude]

I thought the K was for 5 so this makes sense.

[pixy0stix]

Jun 29, 2012 12:39:38 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

In hopes of making this an Epic thread I am going to go ahead and call Scientology a damn cult.

Which apparently requires the leading male actors to star in movie musicals.

[emilyj]

Let me go practice my surprised face...

Nope. Not shocked at all.

[AJL]

For some reason I thought her contract was for ten years. I bet she's relieved!

[Deleted]

I used to sit next to Nicole Kidman in music together class. I was always tempted to ask her just how crazy Tom is/was but alas, I only discussed mommy topics

[eclaires]

Septimus - Nicole Kidman gets SLAMMED on the blind gossip sites. Rumor is her marriage to Keith is a contract too, AND she still gets blackmail money from Tommy.

LOL:
www.thegossipwrapup.com/2011/03/ted-casablanca-blind-item-11-mar-11.html

[heyjude]

Jun 29, 2012 12:44:21 GMT -5 @septimus said:

I used to sit next to Nicole Kidman in music together class. I was always tempted to ask her just how crazy Tom is/was but alas, I only discussed mommy topics

!!!!!!

[heightsyankee]

Jun 29, 2012 12:41:46 GMT -5 asdfjkl said:

Jun 29, 2012 12:38:40 GMT -5 osulori said:

I go back and forth between being surprised and not. I guess I figured it'd happen sooner or later but for some reason they were off my "likely celebrity divorce" radar at the moment.

I thought it would be closer to 9 years and I thought they'd have another kid.

Tom does not have sex with women, I am convinced. Not that he's gay (I hate the "everyone is gay" rumor mill) but I think he's a freak (Duh, Scientology) and probably has who knows what kinds of issues. I bet there was a little bit of modern medicine involved with the conception of Suri...

[pixy0stix]

Jun 29, 2012 12:47:11 GMT -5 heyjude said:

Jun 29, 2012 12:44:21 GMT -5 @septimus said:

I used to sit next to Nicole Kidman in music together class. I was always tempted to ask her just how crazy Tom is/was but alas, I only discussed mommy topics

!!!!!!

I know, I like how she just slid that tidbit in there.

[ChillyMcFreeze]

I saw a comment on FB about this and went straight to Suri's Burn Book. Nothing there yet!

There's a movie coming out about a guy who starts a religion to get rich (i.e., Scientology, but they can't call it that thanks to Scientology's ridic legal network). I can't wait. Cults fascinate me.

[secretlyevil]

I'm so happy she's getting rid of that wacko.

[IIOY]

One of my gossip sites said back in the Spring that this was going to happen after his movie came out this summer. +1 for gossip.

[msmerymac]

Jun 29, 2012 12:38:40 GMT -5 osulori said:

I go back and forth between being surprised and not. I guess I figured it'd happen sooner or later but for some reason they were off my "likely celebrity divorce" radar at the moment.

I agree. I thought they were too freaking culty to consider divorce. I expected to see more stories about Katie being allowed out in public more.

[msmerymac]

Jun 29, 2012 12:44:21 GMT -5 @septimus said:

I used to sit next to Nicole Kidman in music together class. I was always tempted to ask her just how crazy Tom is/was but alas, I only discussed mommy topics

Is she pretty? She seems like she might be really pretty IRL. Is she nice? I've always liked her, even though a lot of people think she's weird/anorexic/an ice queen/whatever.

[msmerymac]

Jun 29, 2012 12:41:00 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jun 29, 2012 12:39:38 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

In hopes of making this an Epic thread I am going to go ahead and call Scientology a damn cult.

Which apparently requires the leading male actors to star in movie musicals.

Well, it's an elaborate network of beards/gay male stars, so really, the movie musical roles just follow.

Maybe it's a chicken-or-egg thing. What comes first? The closeted homosexuality or the scientology?

[basilosaurus]

I can't wait for her tell all

[decemberwedding07]

Jun 29, 2012 12:39:38 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

In hopes of making this an Epic thread I am going to go ahead and call Scientology a damn cult.

I don't think you're going to find anyone here who disagrees. But it sure would be exciting if someone came in here all defensive!