So much embarrassment

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I went through the drive through at the dry cleaners to pick up my clothes. I had 7 blazers to pick up. She hands them to me through my window and they were much heavier than I had anticipated. I already had the car in park, so I unbuckled and reached over to hang them on the passenger side "oh shit" handle. The steering wheel was down too low and my hip kind of got lodged in there between the seat and the steering wheel. At this point I am completely on my side still reaching to hang the blazers on the handle. I couldnt reach it, so I decided to adjust my feet to push myself up a little higher towards the handle. My foot slipped on the floor board and it forcefully dislodged my hip from the steering wheel and I ended up on my stomach. In my drivers seat. I finally squirmed back around and looked over at the window to see the lady at the window doubled over laughing. I have to find a new dry cleaners now. Im pretty sure I pulled a muscle in my hip and my lower back is pulled. Omg.

[purrbox]

Well, that was sweet of her.

I wouldn't worry about it. Who cares what she thinks. I'm sure she's had a clumsy moment in her life at one point in time or another.

[takeonyou]

That would so happen to me. But why would she hand you so many at once?

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Lol. If it makes you feel any better, I ripped the ass in my jeans at school. I had no idea until one of the students pointed it out. She made sure to do it while everyone was quiet.

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Dec 9, 2013 18:49:23 GMT -5 @nymeriah said:

Lol. If it makes you feel any better, I ripped the ass in my jeans at school. I had no idea until one of the students pointed it out. She made sure to do it while everyone was quiet.

Hahaha! What did you say? Thank you?

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Dec 9, 2013 18:52:04 GMT -5 @t2j said:

Dec 9, 2013 18:49:23 GMT -5 @nymeriah said:

Lol. If it makes you feel any better, I ripped the ass in my jeans at school. I had no idea until one of the students pointed it out. She made sure to do it while everyone was quiet.

Hahaha! What did you say? Thank you?

Pretty much. Luckily I had a jacket that covered it the rest of the day.

But seriously, you could see my underwear. Thank god she did not seem to notice that. She would've said that out loud too.

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Your cleaner doesn't open the door and put it in for you?

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Dec 9, 2013 18:58:14 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

Your cleaner doesn't open the door and put it in for you?

Nope. You can go in or they can hand it to you through this little window.

[MixedBerryJam]

I'm trying to figure out what a "driver's side 'oh shit' handle" is.

[MixedBerryJam]

Dec 9, 2013 19:41:57 GMT -5 @stpete said:

Dec 9, 2013 19:38:58 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

I'm trying to figure out what a "driver's side 'oh shit' handle" is.

It's the handle that hangs from the roof near the window.

At mine they come out and put it in. I went today and was bummed to have to pay $36 to clean two dresses. Wtf

Why is it called that? I cannot figure this out! I need to know!

[MixedBerryJam]

Dec 9, 2013 19:48:34 GMT -5 @stpete said:

Dec 9, 2013 19:46:58 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Why is it called that? I cannot figure this out! I need to know!

Because when someone makes a hard turn everyone else grabs the handle and says, "oh shit!"

Thank you! I guess we don't use the handles, but we call those turns "get acquainted turns."

[snickers]

oh man
That was mean of her, she should have at least waited until you drove away

[kiminky]

Dec 9, 2013 19:52:07 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Dec 9, 2013 19:48:34 GMT -5 @stpete said:

Because when someone makes a hard turn everyone else grabs the handle and says, "oh shit!"

Thank you! I guess we don't use the handles, but we call those turns "get acquainted turns."

That's a very polite way of putting it.

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