I want you to ask your H if he has ever

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Thought about how it would feel to be a woman during sex.

I've asked dh this before, because I wish I could have sex as a man, just once, to see what it's like.

He was all "my mind started to go down that road and then came to a grinding halt and refused to go any further when it came to being penetrated."

He won't even talk about it now. Lol.

[wrathofkuus]

Being penetrated. What a male way of thinking of it. Ask him if he'd ever considered that women aren't penetrated - they envelop and devour. Then take a picture of his face and post it here.

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Haaaa ha ha! He would be so horrified.

He's unfortunately OOT.

[shostakovich]

Dec 9, 2013 22:33:00 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

Being penetrated. What a male way of thinking of it. Ask him if he'd ever considered that women aren't penetrated - they envelop and devour. Then take a picture of his face and post it here.

Just like a venus flytrap! 

[wrathofkuus]

Mr. Kuus apparently has thought about this, btw.

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Is he less weird about it than my H? What does he think?

[Jalapeñomel]

He said in the same way he has thought about being an astronaut or the 9 hundred million other things that will never happen to him...but he hasn't given it any real thought.

[wrathofkuus]

The being a woman, not the being devoured, I mean. Though I do sometimes spread my legs and pretend she's a mouth serenading him with raunchy songs, so he has probably thought about being devoured, too.

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I asked a high school boyfriend what it's like for a man once. He made a big show of demonstrating and describing the feeling, then strained so hard during his simulated climax that he farted. This took place in a large group during a track meet.

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I think sex with virtually zero chance of pain would be awesome. It's hard for me to have totally painless sex, although it does happen.

Also, I think it would kick ass to have your orgasm be the finale with no real chance of continuing past it. The whole thing is working up to the best part for you, and then you get to flop over and relax. Lol.

[LeggsBenedict]

he has not. he said he has thought about being a woman, but not about being a woman during sex.

[wrathofkuus]

Stellas, he's a weird and slightly feminine dude in general, so it'd be hard to tell if he were weird about it. He didn't seem too concerned about the thought, though.

[CurlyQ284]

He said "meh I probably thought about it.". I asked what he thought and he said "I dont remember". These are typical responses from my DH. SO specific and helpful.

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Dec 9, 2013 22:39:39 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Dec 9, 2013 22:27:06 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

He was all "my mind started to go down that road and then came to a grinding halt and refused to go any further when it came to being penetrated."

Yeah.

Maybe I should ask my H!

I too would like to have sex just once as a man. I want to know what is so special about sticking it in a vagina as opposed to my hand.

Well, close your finger in your opposite hand, and then stick your finger in your vagina.

[eb777888]

I have always wondered what it was like for the guy and would love to find out. It's also fascinated me.

[sewf]

H definitely has. We want a magical gender changing belt so we can occasionally have sex as opposite genders.

Maybe they have it on Amazon...

[fezzik]

I just asked H and he slowly swiveled his computer chair around and paused/looked at me for a couple seconds and said, "No" then turned back around. haha. He's no fun.

[sake]

he said he always wondered if women's orgasms feel the same to us as men's orgasms feel to them.. but he hasn't ever thought about "getting pounded by a guy"

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Dec 9, 2013 22:46:12 GMT -5 tators said:

Dec 9, 2013 22:40:40 GMT -5 05heel said:

I asked a high school boyfriend what it's like for a man once. He made a big show of demonstrating and describing the feeling, then strained so hard during his simulated climax that he farted. This took place in a large group during a track meet.

No.

Lol.  This is a 17-year-old boy we're talking about.  He felt no shame, and none of us were particularly surprised.  It was funny as hell though. 

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OMG. I'm loving these responses.

[eb777888]

H said he's thought about it, mostly when he was a teenager, lol.

[isabel]

I asked H. He looked a little surprised, then nodded his head. He says it seems like it's really different based on my reactions to sex and he would be interested to experience sex as a woman. I did not mention being penetrated.

I was a little surprised by his response. I wasn't expecting him to say yes.

[aussiecrush]

H said he had thought about it a bit. He wonders what it's like to have more than one erogenous zone, and how different an orgasm must feel.

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H DOES look a little jealous when I have one of those rare magical minute long orgasms. Maybe I could open up the discussion with his take on that.

I've never thought about only one erogenous zone, Aussie.

Huh...

[W.T.Faulkner]

Dec 9, 2013 22:40:40 GMT -5 05heel said:

I asked a high school boyfriend what it's like for a man once. He made a big show of demonstrating and describing the feeling, then strained so hard during his simulated climax that he farted. This took place in a large group during a track meet.

I am fucking dying right now.  Like, tearing up I'm laughing so hard. 

[isabel]

Dec 9, 2013 23:18:55 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

H DOES look a little jealous when I have one of those rare magical minute long orgasms. Maybe I could open up the discussion with his take on that.

I've never thought about only one erogenous zone, Aussie.

Huh...

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[Dusky]

Ok, so H has thought about it, but he took it in an odd direction.

It seems he imagined it from a body swap perspective which caused him to drift from "I wonder what being a woman would feel like" to "I wonder if having sex while we're swapped would feel too weird because I'm technically sleeping with myself."

[DotAndBuzz]

I can't ask H, but I don't know if I'd want to switch places w/ a guy to see what it is like w/ a peen.
I used to, but then I heard a comedian (maybe Dave Chappelle?) say something about sticking your finger in your ear when you have a tickle in there, and jiggle it around like crazy, and see what feels better afterwards. Your finger, or your ear? Considering that I'm pretty sure we got the better end of the deal in terms of sex, generally speaking.

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Dec 9, 2013 23:30:12 GMT -5 DotAndBuzz said:

I can't ask H, but I don't know if I'd want to switch places w/ a guy to see what it is like w/ a peen.
I used to, but then I heard a comedian (maybe Dave Chappelle?) say something about sticking your finger in your ear when you have a tickle in there, and jiggle it around like crazy, and see what feels better afterwards. Your finger, or your ear? Considering that I'm pretty sure we got the better end of the deal in terms of sex, generally speaking.

Spoken like a true man who thinks he's satisfying his woman's every need, but most likely isn't.  I don't know how much I buy of his version.