If you are looking for a bargain...PIP

[seriously]

In case you missed your opportunity earlier or the $99 price was too high, I found a smaller vagina vase at Tuesday Morning for the bargain price of $24. Perfect gift for a secret  Santa.     You are welcome.

[whitemerlot]

That would be an awesome white elephant gift for the right crowd.

[finally]

I was going to stop at Tuesday Morning on the way home from food shopping just to take a quick look around but decided to just go straight home. I have a few friends that could have been a good (but slightly $$) gag gift for!