Oh holy shit. Why does my kid pick today to be a raging jerk

[iamgrace]

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take. A. Fucking. Nap. Already. 

The whiiiiining. 

H is is taking him to the grandparent's house. I'm staying home so Clare can nap and getting festive. Lol. 

[iamali]

"Hey jerkface, Santa is watching you know."

And do the EYES.

[Deleted]

Yep. "Darn, I have to call Santa and tell him not to come after all".

[twodogsandababy]

Oh good, it's not just my kid.

[iamgrace]

Lol he's two and we have only briefly touched on the Santa thing, so threatening no presents doesn't really help. Next year, though.

[nsl]

Dec 24, 2013 15:35:38 GMT -5 @otterama said:

Yep. "Darn, I have to call Santa and tell him not to come after all".

I had to break this out twice before breakfast.

[hungrycaterpillar]

Dec 24, 2013 15:33:44 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Dec 24, 2013 15:32:06 GMT -5 iamali said:

"Hey jerkface, Santa is watching you know."

And do the EYES.

YES.  

"Shall I call Mrs. Claus, and tell her to let Santa know how you're acting? HMMM?" 

Picking up the phone to dial while you say this adds to the terror. 

@cse1960 I can picture you still using this on your boys today. Merry Christmas SueSue family!

[twodogsandababy]

Dec 24, 2013 15:35:38 GMT -5 @otterama said:

Yep. "Darn, I have to call Santa and tell him not to come after all".

H tried this last weekend.  Complete with picking up the phone and pretending to talk to him.  It worked at first, and then he came back begging H to call Santa back and tell him he was being good, which turned into H having to call again to tell him that he was throwing another fit.  In the end, did not work for us!

[Ruby Gloom]

Seriously, I took my first Xanax by 9:30 this morning. N was a raging jerk face all day today and he woke up at 5:00 this morning.

[hulley]

Glad it's not just my kid. I kinda wish she would take a nap, lol. (She is 14).

Hope your kiddo changes his tune. When mine was that age, calling santa worked magic. This was pre-creept Elf days.

[dbsk8dance]

Mom of a jerk signing in. We're at the park trying to run off energy.

[revolution]

I've called Santa on my kids in the summer.

Sorry he was being a jerk today.

[eb777888]

Dec 24, 2013 15:37:21 GMT -5 twodogsandababy said:

Oh good, it's not just my kid.

F'real. David has been acting CRAZY today. Due to all of the holiday plans, his sleep and diet are fucked so I know that's why. 

[Ruby Gloom]

Haha, but the best thing is that he actually asked to take a nap today. I thought he was just tired, but turns out he thought Santa would come whe he was napping and was PISSED when he woke up and found out he was wrong!

"You tricked me!"

Bwahaha