I lost it at "You can taste when your marshmallows have been dusted by some heartless dustbot. It's a cloying taste, which I why I NEVER serve them at my parties, which are attended by many federal appellate court judges and newspaper barons."
Hysterical. I looked at this years ws catalog when it came and just kept thinking wtf over and over again. Though I do have to say that homemade marshmallows are amazing. I gave them to my neighbors this tear for Christmas gifts.