Boring McWindbag and the Cantankerous Car

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

January 8

Finally! After H spent all morning trying to start the van, okay not all morning but before taking DS and DD down to the bus stop in the truck, I finally got it started. Who should listen when being told it is so cold out that the van won't start? Who should listen when he thinks he is right even though he only drives the van once or twice a month? I think I know that vehicle better and what it does and when it does it, since i drive it. I am so tired of not being taking seriously when i say there is a problem with something or it's like I don't know what I'm talking about when something isn't doing what he wants it to. I may be a women, but I do know a lot more than given credit for. I may not know much about fixing a vehicle, but I do know when something just is right about it.

January 18

What is the greatest thing to happen on a morning like? *note the sarcasm* The wind is blowing and you have to brush snow off the vehicle. No that isn't the greatest thing. The greatest thing is while you are brushing off so-called vehicle and you get a face full of snow because the wind decided to blow at the same time you brush some snow. Have a good day everyone!

January 21

I hate my van. It sucks. Of all the times to not run is when it is snowing and I have an order to deliver. I so can't wait to get something better. Waiting to see how much we are getting back for income tax then going to start the search for something. Hoping to have something better for when it is time for the ladies , 2 girls and I to go shopping in March. Other than that it has been a good day. Aside from the fact that I feel like crap still and so tired. Have a good day everyone!

19 hours ago

So sick of my van. Been looking at some of the vehicles at the place below my mom and dad's found a few I like. The one I really wanted is gone, but oh well. I might have to go talk to them and see if they can get another one. Need something that will start when it is cold. Have a good day everyone!
Other: I was looking at them to.


BMcW: Which one are you looking at? I have the Jetta, and Vue that I'm looking at. I was looking at the Equinox but that is the one they sold or took back down to the bigger dealership that i have been told they work with out of Lancaster. Check out their website. It has everything they have in stock on there. Plus, a car that H wants, but 1. it won't fit car seats, 2 it isn't something I want, 3 it would be his play toy for the road.

Other: The one was like 5,000 but I didn't get to look st them all. I think friday when I go over ima check them out..

B McW: Was it a car or SUV?

Other: Car.

B McW: At least we aren't looking at the same vehicles. The Vue is the suv or crossover whichever it is, and the one Jetta I'm looking at is $7000.

Other: Ha yeah that's a good thing.

B McW: I want something that fits well with car seats, but something that is going start in the cold winter air, and not going to shut off on me going down the road. Oh and something that the turn signals work all the time and not when they choose to.
Something decent on gas than my van would be great too.

Other: I need something good on gas, small and will last through winter. I have a dodge neon and it sucks front wheel drive blows. To School and work and home is whare it needs to get me lol

B McW: Here is the site. There are a few on there that might be good. There are even a couple less than $5000 one there.

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I know there have been more van posts, but I'm not going back further.
Let me only say that, if you have been following the epic saga of Boring McWindbag, I hope you are sharing in the lulz I am having over her looking at a 7K car.  MY car wasn't 7K.
THAT'S RIGHT.  NO JETTAS FOR POOR PEOPLE.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jan 23, 2014 10:15:25 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jan 23, 2014 10:11:03 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

What is the greatest thing to happen on a morning like? *note the sarcasm* The wind is blowing and you have to brush snow off the vehicle. No that isn't the greatest thing. The greatest thing is while you are brushing off so-called vehicle and you get a face full of snow because the wind decided to blow at the same time you brush some snow. Have a good day everyone!.

Wait...so what exactly is she brushing off? "So-called vehicle" makes me think that this is some weird euphemism.

I'm not reading the whole thing. I only got this far.

I was wondering that too.  Is she insulting the van by insinuating it's not an actual vehicle?  Did she mean "said vehicle"?

[MWOS]

Boring McWindbag and the Cantankerous Car was my favorite bedtime story as a child

[copperboom]

Jan 23, 2014 10:21:12 GMT -5 MWOS said:

Boring McWindbag and the Cantankerous Car was my favorite bedtime story as a child

I believe it was a Babysitters Club Mystery, no?

[cville]

"So-called vehicle" is code for "penis." Ywia.


Also, does her husband have any idea she rants about him like this? Also, what is she delivering? Isn't she the next great American novelist?

[bania]

Guise, she's just a women! Go easy on her.

[pantsparty]

I may be a women.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I'm dying at the "front wheel drive blows" comment.

[emoflamingo]

I have discovered I have a FB friend like this. I feel like they would get along swimmingly. Just bitch about everything together and see who has it worse.