Boring McWindbag has reached new levels of language.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

4 hours ago

Was in the mood to clean a little today and cleaned up the hole behind the couch. Okay, it isn't perfect and I still have a few boxes of things to go through and figure out where to put something and toss other things, but hey I did something today besides dishes and cooking. Also did some editing today. That was before I cleaned out one of my wholes. The other will have to wait until the air is a little warmer that I can get some of my recycling out of it to fix my shoes yet again. I so need shelving built to put my shoes and the kids shoes on. Now just have to go through DS's clothes and see if he has things for Super Bowl Week at school, and get through the rest of the laundry. Maybe I will be nice this week and wash all of H's clothes that lie on the bedroom floor and put them away. I just tired of walking over them. Have a good day everyone!



About an hour ago

I hate when I'm trying to do something, say like clean the bathroom mainly the tub, and someone else decides he is going to come in and shave and clean the cat liter box, in which he needs the tub to wash the box out. I'm sorry I'm trying to get done so I can give the kids a bath so they can go to bed being that one child has school in the morning. Seriously. Complain when I don't do the things you want me to, but then get in my way when I'm actually doing what you want me. Make up your freaking mind!!! Okay, done ranting. Have a good night everyone!





1. LOLWTF. I am sitting here, on the couch, giggling 'WTFDOESITMEANNNNNNNNNNN'?

2. I need to point out, once again, that she and her H are FB friends.

[TrickyBob]

I love her.

Also, what is with her holes/wholes? And why does she keep them behind her couch? 

[pantsparty]

I need more information on this hole/whole behind the couch.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jan 26, 2014 21:37:45 GMT -5 @smace said:

Why is someone shaving her cat litter box?

Not litter, liter.  It's a liter worth of cats.  You'd need to shave it too.

[poopedydoop]

lol.

Also, is this a thing people do? Wash out litter boxes in the bathtub? That they are about to bathe their children in?



I'm such a germaphobe just reading that makes my body want to break out into hives!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

You guys, I don't KNOW.
At first, I thought 'hole' was just a space in between the couch and the wall. But to have it cleaned out and STILL have a few 'boxes' of things to go through?
Are there storage areas in trailers under the floor? This would make much more sense.

WHY IS THERE RECYCLING STORED IN ONE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT GETS WARM TO EMPTY IT, AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE RECYCLING THAT INVOLVES FIXING YOUR SHOES? WHAT NEEDS FIXED? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE SHELVING? ARE YOU GOING TO BUILD SHELVES OUT OF PLASTIC JUGS?

[shadynasty]

^o)  Is English not her first language?

[Deleted]

I..I..::slow clap::

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Jan 26, 2014 21:37:45 GMT -5 @smace said:

Why is someone shaving her cat litter box?

It is a euphemism, natch.

[Deleted]

Did I correctly understand that he rinses the litterbox in the BATHTUB?

[TrickyBob]

I would honestly rather someone rinse their cat box in the bathtub than in the SINK.

[bania]

So. Many. Questions.

I'm completely grossed out that she washes the litter box in the bathtub. Even if she cleans the bathtub thoroughly afterwards it still grosses me out.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

3 minutes ago
Cleaning out my van today. More laundry. Most of it is just washing winter stuff up and whatever of the kids laundry they threw behind the couch. Oh and can't forget H crap in the bedroom if I feel up to doing that. After staying up until almost 2 a.m. doing dishes after the cold water started flowing again, I don't know how much tired momma will want to do. Plus I need to make my way to the store at some point. Today feels like it will be a long day. Have a good day everyone!

[studytime45]

The "(w)hole behind the couch" seems fucking ominous, dude.

[studytime45]

Jan 27, 2014 8:59:27 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

1. Where can I get one of these black holes for behind my couch? I need a place to stick shit I don't want to deal with.
2. Her H crapped in the bedroom? I'm not sure I'd be up to dealing with that either.
3. How many dishes did she have that she had to stay up to 2am doing them? Has she not done dishes in years? Jesus. At that point, just throw them away and buy new ones.

lmao

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

And didn't she say earlier that she had already done dishes today?

I bet the whole spat more out.

[nancybotwin]

Do people comment on her statuses??

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

She hasn't had any on this latest series. But usually she gets lots of agreement and "you know it, gurrrl!"s. Many times, from my mom, which I can't see because I have her blocked.
I hack into H's and laugh.

[fezzik]

Lol, she's an odd one.

Behind the couch seems to be a popular area in her house.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jan 27, 2014 9:07:22 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

Jan 27, 2014 9:01:04 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

And didn't she say earlier that she had already done dishes today?

I bet the whole spat more out.

LOFL. I'm dying. Ombliggy I'm gonna need you to share her statuses every day. This has made my morning!

Surely this is not your first run-in with Boring.

[LauraMoser]

I have someone like this on my feed too. Her posts usually go something like: Making the boys breakfast. Then cleaning up. Then getting DS1 on the bus. Then running errands. Then home to get DS1 off the bus. Later cooking dinner. Then giving the boys a bath and putting them to bed. Then bed for me.

WTH? I don't know why we need a play by play on your day, but whatever. lol She does the occasional rant too, very similar to your friend's.

[Ruby Gloom]

I keep envisioning a hoarders-style trailer whenever I read these. Like, she could spend a year "deep cleaning" without ever making so much as a dent. And the smell! I hate my imagination right now.