Cheese Battle

[smock]

vs.

Feel free to add your own battles!

[Muddled]

I am reminded that there is more cheese that I don't like.

[smock]

That's why it's a battle: which cheese will wreck your intestines and kill you first?

[Muddled]

Kill you first? I vote for the Whiz.

But that other shit makes the roof of my mouth itch.

[partiallysunny]

I like fake Parmesan... but I admit the only time I've had real grated Parmesan is in them real fancy restaurants.

[malibu]

Oh, I'm pretty sure the bottled Cheez Whiz would take you out first. There's something so wrong about it!

[Chirp]

I might not like cheese, but you've got to think of the kids...

**poof**

Yes, that's mah kid with a gigantic can of cheez whiz. The pic is a few months old now, but on that day we had cheese steaks for lunch.

[interro]

Fake parm I will eat and have purchased. Cheez Whiz I will not eat. /gavel

[motzie]

Jul 6, 2012 12:35:33 GMT -5 Chirp said:

I might not like cheese, but you've got to think of the kids...

Yes, that's mah kid with a gigantic can of cheez whiz. The pic is a few months old now, but on that day we had cheese steaks for lunch.

How many cheese steaks? I count at least 5 cans of that stuff!

[Muddled]

srs, you are going to give your very beautiful child a heart attack before he reaches his second birthday.

[Chirp]

Hahaha. The cheez whiz cans are "decoration" (trying to be funny I suppose). They use real provolone on their cheese steaks.

I had half of one no-cheese steak. Little man had a grilled cheese sammich. He's not a fan of beef just yet. I keep offering but he doesn't want it. He lurves the chicken.

[smock]

You all fell for my trick question: neither of these products are cheese.

[imoan]

What about this elegant yet understated appetizer addition?

[partiallysunny]

I will not eat cheese wiz, but the picture is so darn cute I actually considered it.

Aaron should be a cheese wiz spokesperson.

[malibu]

Jul 6, 2012 12:58:10 GMT -5 imoan said:

What about this elegant yet understated appetizer addition?

I was trying to upload a picture of this and my work computer sucks. I'm glad you were able to do it.

Cheese in a can is not cheese.

Actually, my friend has a name for fake cheese such as Cheez Whiz or canned fake cheese - GOO cheese. With a lot of emphasis on GOO.

[imoan]

I loved Easy Cheese when I was young (and stupid). But I always loved how they distinguished which kind of "cheddar" (please note the quotes) it was. They all tasted the same.

[Chirp]

Jul 6, 2012 12:59:23 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

I will not eat cheese wiz, but the picture is so darn cute I actually considered it.

Aaron should be a cheese wiz spokesperson.

**poof**

You will eat watermelon. Aaron says so.

[partiallysunny]

Lol, I don't need much convincing when it comes to watermelon.

His look is so "WTF mom".

[dirtyred]

Jul 6, 2012 12:58:10 GMT -5 imoan said:

What about this elegant yet understated appetizer addition?

I used to work with a woman whose father invented spray cheese. She thought it was the most disgusting thing ever, and while she was growing up her house was full of it.

[smock]

Next question:

Is this cheese? Y/N

[Chirp]

Jul 6, 2012 14:20:42 GMT -5 smock said:

Next question:

Is this cheese? Y/N

No. I much prefer the Ritz PB sandwiches.

If it is found in the snack aisle in the grocery store, it is not real cheese. Real cheese is either in the cold sections or in the cheese department (my grocery store is fancy... there's a whole separate cheese and olive section... it contains the smell).

[Muddled]

No! It is cheese flavored mess.

Processed cheese food makes me shudder. Unless I am mixing with with a can of rotel and throwing it in the microwave. Then I can deal.

[BettyBookWorm]

Mmm cheese...

[statlerwaldorf]

I hate cheese wiz. I'm not above eating cheese out of an aerosol can, but they all taste disgusting.

[broc]

On the topic of Rotel + Velveeta,, apparently there is a new Queso Blanco velveeta. I'm seriously tempted to try it since I ccan't make it poperly at home with real cheese, and if we let her Joaquin will sit and drink that shit at a mexican restaurant.

[kaneen]

Quest blanco velvet a will make you cream your panties.