I just posted this like 30 seconds ago - H & I miss our kid who used to sleep through the night. Someone please return her to us SOON because this getting up in the middle of the night is getting old.
I don't post statuses often, so the last time I did was a marketing joke thing from Jan. 30:
How are we supposed to make an ad for the S****B*** if we can't write S****B***!!!! [then that video of Anna Kendrick] and I tagged two of my old co workers.
We ran an ad a few years ago and it said "Super Bowl" in it and there was hell to pay. Then we tried to change it to "The Big Game", but that has a copywrite as well.
Last Thursday: "Three moves later and we're finally in our permanent apartment in Xintiandi. Now we have to unpack 20 boxes and all our suitcases and other stuff."
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
At the doc's office with my big baby. (mrBAMF) tried to faint on me this morning. Not cool. He either has the flu or a cold. They're testing for the flu right now.
So, we had a fun morning yesterday where MrB decided he'd go all "Gonna need you to call 911" on me while he stumbled around in our hallway. I said "Lie down! NOW!". He was passing out and I was afraid he'd hit his head on the way down. I got him to lie on the floor which stopped the faint, then had to run and get him gatorade because I knew he was super low on electrolytes. The whole time I'm wrangling our toddler because Dada is now lying on the floor and he is a fun jungle gym! I was like "Kid. KNOCK IT OFF."
I am the fainter in this relationship! That was MY job. Really, I've lost it on DH like 5x in 14 years. DH has never fainted before. We knew on Sun he was coming down with something and then he didn't drink much at all (dummy) that day. I took him to the doc, and sure enough he was just sick with a cold. And dehydrated.