Have you ever had a sex dream about someone completely

[lime]

Ugh. Yes, I had these type of dreams a lot in grad school.

I guess that is what happens when you are surrounded by unattractive people?

[ginap]

Yes. It was a dude I worked with. He was short and bald. Really nice guy, but no, could have done without the sex dream.

[Kore]

Yes. And I liked it

[polka]

I had a dream like that about Ronald McDonald once.

Except there was no actual sex. He just covered my bed in rose petals and fries. We rolled around, eating fries all night long.

So, way better than a sex dream. I woke up feeling guilty, yet satisfied.

[Deleted]

Yes, but usually with women... Talk about an awkward wakeup.

[SadieBear]

I had a sex dream about a friend's friend that is gay. And a woman. Lol. I told DH and he laughed his ass off at me, I made him swear never to tell another person. The dream was really good though and if I did like women, I would probably be interested in her.

[LeggsBenedict]

not that I can think of.

speaking of sex dreams, I think I need to start watching this vikings show.



for science reasons.

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Feb 19, 2014 20:09:37 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

not that I can think of.

speaking of sex dreams, I think I need to start watching this vikings show.



for science reasons.

Oh its sooooooooo good! Because of, well, the science... and history. That super sexy Vikings history

[LeggsBenedict]

yes. history.

[hi725]

No, but I once had a dream that I had sex with Mater. The tow truck from Cars, and NOT Larry The Cable Guy. It was very fucking strange and I blame the fact that Shane was watching that movie about 6x a day. Which is still no excuse, it was just, strange.

[circa1978]

One of the best sex dreams I ever had heavily featured Professor Snape.

[LeggsBenedict]

omg lol.

[circa1978]

Feb 19, 2014 20:24:30 GMT -5 hi725 said:

No, but I once had a dream that I had sex with Mater. The tow truck from Cars, and NOT Larry The Cable Guy. It was very fucking strange and I blame the fact that Shane was watching that movie about 6x a day. Which is still no excuse, it was just, strange.

I....how...never mind. 

[texassmith]

Robin Williams. Barf.

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[hi725]

Feb 19, 2014 20:26:12 GMT -5 circa1978 said:

Feb 19, 2014 20:24:30 GMT -5 hi725 said:

No, but I once had a dream that I had sex with Mater. The tow truck from Cars, and NOT Larry The Cable Guy. It was very fucking strange and I blame the fact that Shane was watching that movie about 6x a day. Which is still no excuse, it was just, strange.

I....how...never mind. 

Yup, this was pretty much my response when I woke up. And for the the record there wasn't really explicit sex, it was just a known fact in the dream that it had happened. Again, I know exactly how strange this is, believe me.

[open24hours]

Yes. I always feel gross the day after too.

[polka]

Feb 19, 2014 20:24:30 GMT -5 hi725 said:

No, but I once had a dream that I had sex with Mater. The tow truck from Cars, and NOT Larry The Cable Guy. It was very fucking strange and I blame the fact that Shane was watching that movie about 6x a day. Which is still no excuse, it was just, strange.

How did he initiate it?  "Let me see your headlights?"




No, but really.  I can see him having a high sex drive.




For real though, I bet he really drove it home that night.

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Feb 19, 2014 20:24:30 GMT -5 hi725 said:

No, but I once had a dream that I had sex with Mater. The tow truck from Cars, and NOT Larry The Cable Guy. It was very fucking strange and I blame the fact that Shane was watching that movie about 6x a day. Which is still no excuse, it was just, strange.

Octonauts here. Not even Kwazii either, Captain Barnacles....Really??

[LeggsBenedict]

Feb 19, 2014 20:50:55 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

Feb 19, 2014 20:24:30 GMT -5 hi725 said:

No, but I once had a dream that I had sex with Mater. The tow truck from Cars, and NOT Larry The Cable Guy. It was very fucking strange and I blame the fact that Shane was watching that movie about 6x a day. Which is still no excuse, it was just, strange.

Octonauts here. Not even Kwazii either, Captain Barnacles....Really??

I just googled this and now I'm dead.

[meganew]

Holy shit polka, you're killing it!

I had my first ever sex dream (at 26, feel sorry for me) about Ray Romano. As a result, I now have a huge crush on Ray Romano.

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Feb 19, 2014 20:53:33 GMT -5 meganew said:

Holy shit polka, you're killing it!

I had my first ever sex dream (at 26, feel sorry for me) about Ray Romano. As a result, I now have a huge crush on Ray Romano.

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My H has the EXACT SAME VOICE as Ray Romano. Exact.

[Knight]

William H. Macy. He's alright I guess but not my type.

[litebright]

Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad.

I woke up with my skin crawling.

[teacup]

yes, usually about local radio personality. MH likes to make fun of me for it, so I stopped telling him when it happened.

[sergey]

Not someone completely unattractive but someone I wasn't particularly attracted to IRL.