I always volunteer to take DS1 to LAX practice because the place he goes has a bar in it. I sit up there with the other LAX mommies and we drink beer and its the best sports hour I have all week.
That's not flameful, that's brilliant.
I can get on board with this kind of sports practice.
Also, as much as I enjoy most TMI threads, the recent ones about sex have been too much for me.
Why so sickened? Don't you like what you see? Is the source of your disgust the ML herpes? Why so sickened? How long have you felt this way? I see you don't hesitate to voice your feelings. I just have to ask, why so sickened?
Post by VeryViolet on Feb 28, 2014 12:39:41 GMT -5
I have a good friend having marital issues and they have decided to "work it out". I am not sure what this means because they aren't seeing a therapist or anything. I am sad because I wish she would just leave him. He is the most selfish prick I have ever encountered and she could do so much better. Even if she spent the rest of her life with only her magic wand for companionship it would be a step up from this guy.
Post by laceylaplante on Feb 28, 2014 12:43:04 GMT -5
I'm in a shitty mood and the sound of my kids' chewing is making me fucking crazy. They need to get done and go to the playroom so I can have a quiet time out for myself before I snap.
My H got a gift card for a couple hundred dollars from work. He didn't find anything he wanted on the list of online shops so he gave it to me a few weeks ago. There is plenty of nice enough stuff from all the stores where we can spend it. I just don't really feel like buying more stuff just to use the thing up.
LOL It's not like we're millionaires, we're not. I just feel really content with what we have.
I will probably spend it at Crate & Barrel on some dishes that we really don't need that I don't want to house but at least not waste it.
My fetus was conceived while watching Backdoor Teen Mom. Guess it was good for something.
If you're making this up, I will cry. Real tears.
Nope, true story. We had to do it because I'd gotten a positive ovulation test but neither of us was really feeling it so we had to find some porn. I had downloaded it just to see what all the hype was about. It wasn't much of a turn on, at least not for me. I don't like watching super skinny girls do porn. But it got the job done.
My confession? I rather give my H a bj/hj than have actual sex. iI get sore very quickly from sex most of the time, no matter the foreplay or lube, unless it is 5 minutes or less. I feel bad that he doesn't get any hence the oral.
Admittedly we have had little action as of late. Exhaustion and stress can do it to you.
My confession? I rather give my H a bj/hj than have actual sex. iI get sore very quickly from sex most of the time, no matter the foreplay or lube, unless it is 5 minutes or less. I feel bad that he doesn't get any hence the oral.
Admittedly we have had little action as of late. Exhaustion and stress can do it to you.
Do you have kids? I had the same problem but after having a baby it hasn't been a problem. He was a rather large baby...lol