My sister is one of those insufferable Christians...

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Please respond with "I wish God made my vagina as stretchy as yours!".

[UMaineTeach]

Feb 28, 2014 15:44:11 GMT -5 @beagle said:

Feb 28, 2014 15:37:39 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Yeah, with God it's also possible for a baby or mother to die during childbirth due to lack of necessary medical intervention. Wonder how many people are praising him for that reality.

I was at a "sex of the baby" reveal party (the parents knew the sex, they just had a party to announce it) and I was talking to a guy about childbirth.

He was saying how women have been giving birth for millions of years and they've been doing it in fields, it's "how god meant women to deliver, their bodies were meant to do that" etc, etc.

It was all I could do not to get into a full blown argument with him.  I did point out that the #1 cause of death in women for ALL THOSE MILLIONS OF YEARS WAS CHILDBIRTH AND NOW IT'S NOT, SO WHAT ABOUT THAT JACKASS.

That's ok. Women are disposable, if one dies, just go find another who God meant to have kids without dying. Probably a woman less devil filled that the first one. ::eye roll::

[daisyheadmaizie]

God must hate me then. I had two csections, one with a 7lb7oz baby and my second was a tiny thing at just 6lbs. And, I have big hips. So not only does god hate me,but he must be a practical joker too.