Anyone have a flameful??

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YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS.

[iamgrace]

And I am L O L at how ever does my H deal with my dry skin and sagging boobs. The same way I deal with his sagging balls and grey hair! It's like we're fucking MADE for each other!

/oldhag

[Jermys]

Mar 3, 2014 10:49:25 GMT -5 janegold said:

Am I the only one doubting that size 38J tits aren't saggy?

My tits of the same size were saggy in high school.  So unless hers are bionic, they're not passing the pencil test.  Gravity is a motherfucker.

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Creepy cabin guy brings to mind, Ted Kaczynski.

Having a small dwelling in the deep woods=slightly off mentally. /gavel.

(Not being too serious here, put your pearls away they don't belong in the woods anyway.)

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Oh, now let's not go down the shitty wormhole of talking about the quality of her tits.

[Jermys]

Mar 3, 2014 10:52:56 GMT -5 Que? said:

Mar 3, 2014 10:50:15 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Study, you took a pretty benign comment and lashed out at the olds. Olds don't like being reminded of how disgusting/hideous/unsexy we are. And honestly, this whole BF/Creepy Cabin Guy thing is like Stupid Girl 101. If you're not past this kind of idiocy, you're young. Even if you're not actually young chronologically.

Sorry, you're just wrong. You, her friends and family, a board full of 'mature' 'vile old' women hags, and border control. Cock
Blockers, all of you. Or jealous. Maybe you're just jealous?

Oh, I'm jealous all right.  I want perfectly moisturized skin so badly I'm about to bathe in the blood of virgins.

Also, FTFY

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Mar 3, 2014 10:55:35 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

Oh, now let's not go down the shitty wormhole of talking about the quality of her tits.

But, MOM!  SHE STARTED IT!!!!

[W.T.Faulkner]

[jane6672]

Sooo... what's the pencil test?

Being able to write with a pencil held in your breasts?

[speckledfrog]

No offense to Jermys, but I wouldn't consider her "nice." Always got your back, fiercely loyal, will fuck a shitpig up, and generally awesome, for sure. Nice is too insipid for her.

[kadams767]

Mar 3, 2014 10:29:00 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

Someone please tell me how he got the nickname creepy cabin guy? Study?

I am picturing someone with a taxidermy hobby penning manifestos.

You're dead on.  This is him:

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OMG the ghosts of cville and scotty past are hilarious in that thread.

[Jermys]

Mar 3, 2014 11:00:12 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

No offense to Jermys, but I wouldn't consider her "nice." Always got your back, fiercely loyal, will fuck a shitpig up, and generally awesome, for sure. Nice is too insipid for her.

No offense taken.  I was actually very surprised to be called nice.  Bleeding heart, sure.  I have many feelings for animals, children, people down on their luck, and the disenfranchised.  Nice isn't me.  

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I love how people who are quick to exclaim "pile on!" never stop to think that maybe the reason why EVERYONE PLUS GOD HIMSELF is "piling on" you is because you're an imbecile and/or asshole.

[Saint Monica]

Mar 3, 2014 10:35:36 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

It was for my roommates thesis.

I am trying to figure out what kind of a thesis this would be

[TrickyBob]

I have a theory. I think Savestheday is actually Kate Upton and this thesis was the audition to the commercial with the hamburger.



I also have saggy boobs and have had saggy boobs for a long time, I'm only, 3? years older than Study.

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Also I seem to remember her only be a couple of years younger than me, so she's got to be in the 25/26/27 year old range.

YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS BULLSHIT. GROW UP.

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Mar 3, 2014 11:06:09 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

Mar 3, 2014 10:35:36 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

It was for my roommates thesis.

I am trying to figure out what kind of a thesis this would be

Art School. * shrugs*

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Mar 3, 2014 11:08:31 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

I have a theory. I think Savestheday is actually Kate Upton and this thesis was the audition to the commercial with the hamburger.



I also have saggy boobs and have had saggy boobs for a long time, I'm only, 3? years older than Study.

OMG I wish. My boobs are big but hers are splendid in every regard. Plus I am pretty sure I am a dry skinned saggy boobed hag? Is that what all the " cool kids" are these days? Lol!

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Mar 3, 2014 10:59:40 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Sooo... what's the pencil test?

Being able to write with a pencil held in your breasts?

You put a pencil under your boob, if your boob holds it there, sag.  If not, perk alert.

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Mar 3, 2014 11:08:43 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Also I seem to remember her only be a couple of years younger than me, so she's got to be in the 25/26/27 year old range.

YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS BULLSHIT. GROW UP.

I think she's like 21/22. 

[TrickyBob]

Mar 3, 2014 11:08:43 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Also I seem to remember her only be a couple of years younger than me, so she's got to be in the 25/26/27 year old range.

YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS BULLSHIT. GROW UP.

She's around 21. 

[MarmeeNoir]

Mar 3, 2014 10:35:36 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

I drew lots of naked people in college. I preferred the obese ones, so many folds. So much texture.

Some of our models would dance in class and we would draw the gesture. Awesome.

There is naked video & photos of me eating a cheeseburger. It was for my roommates thesis.

GIFSoup

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Well obviously I gave her far too much credit. I thought at the first go-round with creeper dude that she was 23/24.

[speckledfrog]

Someone use some super google skills and answer this. I think she's older than 21. 23 is my guess.

[sharknado]

Mar 3, 2014 11:06:09 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

Mar 3, 2014 10:35:36 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

It was for my roommates thesis.

I am trying to figure out what kind of a thesis this would be

AMAZING

[sergey]

Are we still talking about boudoir photos? I had some done for H for our 1 year anniversary as well as some trash the dress pics. I don't think H has ever looked at them since but I flip through from time to time. I found a photographer I liked asked her to do them, she didn't previously offer boudoir but enjoyed it so I told her she could show mine to interested clients....in a small town. Turned out she was a friend of my boss and I think he might have seen them. IDGAF.

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Mar 3, 2014 10:00:50 GMT -5 studytime45 said:

Mar 3, 2014 9:56:45 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Lol.  Are you not getting the reaction you hoped for?

Um, I posted it in a flameful. I expected to get shit for it. I can also call people out for their condescension. My age is always called out and it's annoying. I don't go in every post calling you guys old hags and wondering out loud how your husbands can deal with all the dry skin and saggy boobs. 

Because I'm not a bitch and I don't care about your age.

But there.. see up there just above here. You did just that. You just tried to insult people who are older than you. I dont' see where anyone put anything about your body your relationships anything. Just that you are young. And you ARE young. So I guess you are a bitch then. 

[poppyseed]

I'm 28. Is that old? My skin is ok and boobs are perking back up after nursing for a year. SO THERE.