Non-confession randoms thread

[sonrisa]

The other thread is getting pretty long.

My baby is projectile spitting up again. Everything within three feet of me just got hit. I hate washing the fucking carpet. Blarg. See you all later.

[studytime45]

Awww, sonrisa -- I hope your baby feels better soon.


My ankle started swelling and turning red right under the scar, so I went to the doc, who prescribed me some nasty antibiotics. I'm so nauseous.

[FastHands]

May I suggest some sort of bubble-boy contraption?

[wambam]

I made up this small sample to send to a customer. The customer only gave me a tiny tiny amount of material with which to make the sample. And that tiny tiny amount is worth thousands. I left it in the lab to type up a packing list and my coworker FUCKING THREW IT AWAY.

I hate him. He's not getting a wedding gift now.

[studytime45]

Mar 4, 2014 15:12:26 GMT -5 wambam said:

I made up this small sample to send to a customer. The customer only gave me a tiny tiny amount of material with which to make the sample. And that tiny tiny amount is worth thousands. I left it in the lab to type up a packing list and my coworker FUCKING THREW IT AWAY.

I hate him. He's not getting a wedding gift now.

Oh my god, your coworker threw away THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS worth of material?? You sound so breezy! 

[wambam]

Mar 4, 2014 15:14:35 GMT -5 studytime45 said:

Mar 4, 2014 15:12:26 GMT -5 wambam said:

I made up this small sample to send to a customer. The customer only gave me a tiny tiny amount of material with which to make the sample. And that tiny tiny amount is worth thousands. I left it in the lab to type up a packing list and my coworker FUCKING THREW IT AWAY.

I hate him. He's not getting a wedding gift now.

Oh my god, your coworker threw away THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS worth of material?? You sound so breezy! 

I told him what it was and he was all "OH SHIT. I'll talk to the customer and tell them it was my fault." No shit you will.

[FastHands]

Mar 4, 2014 15:17:24 GMT -5 wambam said:

Mar 4, 2014 15:14:35 GMT -5 studytime45 said:

Oh my god, your coworker threw away THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS worth of material?? You sound so breezy! 

I told him what it was and he was all "OH SHIT. I'll talk to the customer and tell them it was my fault." No shit you will.

DIG THROUGH THE TRASH, HOMEBOY.

[wambam]

Mar 4, 2014 15:19:40 GMT -5 FastHands said:

Mar 4, 2014 15:17:24 GMT -5 wambam said:

I told him what it was and he was all "OH SHIT. I'll talk to the customer and tell them it was my fault." No shit you will.

DIG THROUGH THE TRASH, HOMEBOY.

So, in my work, to dispose of material, you mix it with acetone and pour it into an acetone waste drum that gets incinerated. So thousand of dollars are currently swimming in a 55-gallon drum of other disgusting nano-waste sludge.

[iamali]

I have to go home and cover 70 clothespins with washi tape.

That is what I get for offering to help with a bridal shower.

[meggers5]

BF comes over 3 weeks from tomorrow. Each day feels a week long.

[firedancer49]

So DHs co-worker walked out on the job today. Great, this is the 2nd time he has done it and I'll be pissed if the boss hires him back again. Anyways, they have a big event at their office tonight that this person was coordinating and he walked out during the prep. DH now has to stay and pick up where this guy left off and work late, the night before he leaves for 2 fucking weeks.

[CloudBee]

I'm sorry. DH still covers himself with a blanket when feeding DS at nearly a year because he's scared he'll be thrown up on again.

[rodeored]

My husband got a job in the city I live in and will be moving here in two weeks! Doing our relationship long distance wasn't too terrible but I am glad we don't have to do it anymore.

[studytime45]

Mar 4, 2014 15:21:28 GMT -5 freedom said:

I don't think anyone gives 2.5 bjs a day. Not for free anyway

Okay, I'm a lying liar who lies. Or I'm a prostitute. You caught me!

[Jalapeñomel]

Mar 4, 2014 15:26:32 GMT -5 meggers5 said:

BF comes over 3 weeks from tomorrow. Each day feels a week long.

For good or just a visit?


I need a serious spa day/beauty treatment before I start this job. I haven't taken care of myself at all while out, and I don't want to start with the self confidence of a 13 year old girl with bad skin and an over bite.

[alzi]

Mar 4, 2014 15:23:04 GMT -5 iamali said:

I have to go home and cover 70 clothespins with washi tape.

That is what I get for offering to help with a bridal shower.

I can never remember the name washi tape. I make up all sorts of alternatives trying to remember it. Like yoshi tape.

[tacocat]

I caved and bought two pair of capris at Athleta on Saturday. They were so comfy when I tried them on. I still haven't washed them because I'm afraid I'm going to talk myself into returning them.

[meggers5]

Mar 4, 2014 15:38:16 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Mar 4, 2014 15:26:32 GMT -5 meggers5 said:

BF comes over 3 weeks from tomorrow. Each day feels a week long.

For good or just a visit?


I need a serious spa day/beauty treatment before I start this job. I haven't taken care of myself at all while out, and I don't want to start with the self confidence of a 13 year old girl with bad skin and an over bite.

Just for a visit. Only 10 days . We haven't seen each other since October.

[BaliHai]

I think I have my first ear infection in nearly ten years. I could not be less pleased about this.

[valetgirl]

Mar 4, 2014 15:12:26 GMT -5 wambam said:

I made up this small sample to send to a customer. The customer only gave me a tiny tiny amount of material with which to make the sample. And that tiny tiny amount is worth thousands. I left it in the lab to type up a packing list and my coworker FUCKING THREW IT AWAY.

I hate him. He's not getting a wedding gift now.

I was pissed on Monday morning to find that my lemon had been tossed from the work kitchen fridge. I would be livid if the above happened!

[game blouses]

I haaaate washing baby barf out of carpet. Ugh, you have my sympathy.

I finished my work for today and I'm watching Fargo. Even though my whole house has a cold right now, I'm pretty happy with life at the moment.

[wambam]

Mar 4, 2014 16:27:41 GMT -5 valetgirl said:

Mar 4, 2014 15:12:26 GMT -5 wambam said:

I made up this small sample to send to a customer. The customer only gave me a tiny tiny amount of material with which to make the sample. And that tiny tiny amount is worth thousands. I left it in the lab to type up a packing list and my coworker FUCKING THREW IT AWAY.

I hate him. He's not getting a wedding gift now.

I was pissed on Monday morning to find that my lemon had been tossed from the work kitchen fridge. I would be livid if the above happened!

I just don't understand why he did it and why he couldn't ask me before he tossed it.

[lightyears]

surgery was friday.

i have fever today. i've been feeling sick since surgery.

i am having crazy amounts of pain. i am also breaking out into hives from taking tylenol (which i have a slight allergy to), and i've been taking it with benadryl to try and avoid that but it's clearly not working.

i called the surgeon and i'm waiting to hear back.

my mom is coming over with food to take care of me for the rest of the day.

[spitforspat]

The gambling thread made me realize I've NEVER gambled. This is LUDACRIS. (Intentional misspelling)

[teacup]

I think Katy Perry ascribes to the Alanis Morriset school of song writing

Sent from my SGH-M919 using Tapatalk

[silva]

This song is on repeat!  I don't care if it's heath.

[Deleted]

Sofia and I painted birdhouses this afternoon. Hers is completely black with sparkles. I guess she decided to make a bat house instead.

[wysiwyg]

A coworker told me today that I brought a lot of positivity to the cube and the team in general, and it was very appreciated.

Made my day

[leeann]

H is picking me up to take me to my hair appointment and if he is late, I might DTMF.

[snickers]

My baby laughed today