Has anyone ever been around a Callery Pear tree? They look like this:
They're all over my work campus and when they flower (as they are doing RIGHT NOW) they smell like semen. Like, for real. I thought it was funny and joked with a friend about it, but then I went to look up what kind of tree they are and... I am not alone in my description of their smell!
I just don't get why anyone would give more than one per day. Truly. It's a blowJOB. My mouth starts hurting, my neck cramps up...clearly I'm out of my blowjob prime. But even in my slut prime, I wanted more sex. Because again. It's a job.
I like giving blow jobs better than sex. I hate "having" to orgasm during sex. I just don't sometimes. I am content in having my partner finish and not me. Flame away?
Sometimes I would rather give a bj than have sex. Less work and energy. Other times I would rather have sex and not give a bj.
But neither of these do I ever want to do more than once a day. Let alone 2.5
Color me shocked. I just messaged my H and proposed the schedule above to him and asked if it would be excessive and he replied "HELL NO. What is wrong with you". I know he likes his bj's, but damn, that's a lot.
My guess is he thinks it would be great NOW, but if you actually started doing it that often he would get sick of it.
Has anyone ever been around a Callery Pear tree? They look like this:
They're all over my work campus and when they flower (as they are doing RIGHT NOW) they smell like semen. Like, for real. I thought it was funny and joked with a friend about it, but then I went to look up what kind of tree they are and... I am not alone in my description of their smell!
Seriously, I can't wrap my head around this number. Like MAAAYBE if we worked together and were fooling around on the sly in the break room. Even then it would taper off after a month.
I feel like this is the place to put that I think I give 2.5 blow jobs per year. Maybe. Probably less.
Be careful what you admit in here... I'm pretty sure study is baiting us and keeping notes so that the next time she gets into a dust-up she has plenty of reasons to feel sorry for our husbands.
That's totally fine. She can feel sorry for my H about this, cause I totally don't. Lol. I do PLENTY for him, and valentines day and our anniversary are the 2 possible times that bj's are offered, and not even always then... I don't love doing it, and there are other better ways to accomplish the job!
That's totally fine. She can feel sorry for my H about this, cause I totally don't. Lol. I do PLENTY for him, and valentines day and our anniversary are the 2 possible times that bj's are offered, and not even always then... I don't love doing it, and there are other better ways to accomplish the job!
Maybe you missed yesterday's flameful, where study felt sorry for our H's because they had to look at our saggy boobs. lol.
Oh, I did miss this!
i feel most sorry that my H has to look a my fat post baby stomach. But not bad enough that it keeps me from eating cinnamon rolls
Q2: I don't know what the most I've given in one day is, and I've NEVER given a BJ to two different guys in one day.
If what you are saying is true, I would recommend some kind of sex and or addiction therapy. This behavior over the course of YEARS is. . . Not within the Bell curve of normal behavior.